credit card

The worst mistake a college student can ever make is to get one.
by kid July 22, 2003
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Mom Card

When someone is acting like a mom because you don't want to do something. They want you to do it so they threaten you with the mom card.
Boy: Damn, I don't want to go to work tomorrow .
Girl: You better! Don't make me throw out the Mom Card .....
by Grandma Bee July 25, 2016
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House of Cards

a) A fragile condition.

b) Song by Radiohead from the In Rainbows album. The song depicts a man's love for a haughty girl. Although they can't be lovers but they can be lovers in denial.
Forget about your house of cards and I'll do mine.
by WandererAboveSeaofFog May 23, 2022
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Yellow carded

Being sent outside from a bar or club by bouncers, to cool down for a few minutes. similar to recieving a Yellow card in Rugby where a player has to sit in the sin bin for 10minutes.
Ben totally got yellow carded last night at nubar, he sat outside for half an hour.
by bvolschenk May 12, 2012
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doxness card

A lulzy term for business card. A doxness card contains nearly all the necessary personal information of a person needed to order him pizzas, catering services, escorts, tow trucks and other wonderful services.
John: Hey I got that douchebag's doxness card!
Mark: Heheheh lets order that bitch some pizzas bro!
by T3HHYENAS May 03, 2011
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card licker

A person who is excessively frugal and stingy. This person is known to hoard resources and will often go to great lengths to save a small amount of money, such as licking the adhesive off of mailing stamps to reuse them.
"I can't believe she licked the glue off that stamp to reuse it, she's such a card licker."

"I was trying to split the bill with him but he acted like he had no money, he's definitely a card licker."
by XxILoveXM9G-YT_Xx66 January 10, 2023
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report card

something you dont want your mom to see
i hope my mom doesnt see my report card
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 30, 2022
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