Sketchy old man following kids

Old man in colontin who follows lil kiddies home to rape them he is a famous porn star

You are a “sketchy old man following kids”

by Fairy dinkelberry April 28, 2022

frail old man

Joe Biden

Person 1: Hey, look - its that frail old man on the TV again

Person 2: Isn't that Joe Biden?

Person 1: Exactly

by Dic Evans March 2, 2023

modern minded old man

An old person who behaves as a young person in everything.

That modern minded old man gets along well with that young crew.

by pimpoyo December 2, 2017

Creepy crusty dusty old man

Do you know that creepy uncle? Him!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird! Such a creepy crusty dusty old man!!

by Human_person123 December 15, 2021

old man balls

Balls that are combined into one

My taint was fucked by old man balls

by KML19 April 1, 2017

The best compliment your old man can get

To Be Hung Like An Arab Stallion


Now that's hung

That's bigger than life!!

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

OLD MAN

A lover and friend that sticks around for many years while you date other men and he doesn't care, he just doesn't want know about it.

That's just my old man.

by Cheney, an evil mutherfucker May 1, 2013