Obsessive Meeting Disorder

One who frequently schedules meetings to talk about how and what should be done. The total amount of meeting time nearly doubles the actual time to complete the task.

Did you get that meeting invite from Jim?" "Yeah, that's the third one this week." "I'm starting to think he has Obsessive Meeting Disorder - OMD

by lanman1219 December 03, 2010

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Obsessive Taping Disorder

Using way more packing tape than necessary when mailing back a return purchase. You know it's overkill but you just can't help yourself.

I can't seem to stop my Obsessive Taping Disorder. I need to talk to someone about it.

by Ae5Ea8 May 31, 2015

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Obsessive Hippie Disorder

a Disorder that plagues conservatives and makes them obsesses about a moment that is no longer relevant in a attempt to create a new smear word to scare Americans away from good liberal ideas that could help America.
Anything that ever relates to what a hippie is sets them off and cause them to hateful rant

See that wingnut ranting about liberal policies being {hippie politics? That guy has Obsessive Hippie Disorder

by Debunking Partisan Lies June 04, 2011

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obsessive protective disorder

A term used to describe an overly protective Boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Someone suffering from OPD becomes angry when their other half so much as looks at someone of the opposite sex.

A girlfriend suffering from obsessive protective disorder.
=Boyfriend glances at random woman across the room=
Girlfriend: What, am i not good enough for you anymore? You have to go checking out other girls?
Boyfriend: No hun, i was just looking at her bright purple hair..
Girlfriend: So how long has this been going on???
Boyfriend: Calm down babe...
Girlfriend: WE ARE SO OVER! I WILL NOT BE CHEATED ON BY SCUM LIKE YOU
=Boyfriend shrugs=

by Bret Holmes July 30, 2007

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