oatcake

adjective;

a word used to describe a stupid, retarded, or not very smart moment,person, or occurrence. The term oatcake comes from a character in Shakespeare's Much Ado about Nothing. Where Oatcake is an assistant sheriff to Dogberry, the retarded cop.

*mitchell does something gay and,or stupid*
wow mitchell. that was oatcake.

by msj 2010 November 2, 2008

Oatmeal

Absolute perfection

John: Damn that movie was oatmeal

Dave: It really was!

by Yaxbala Kenny December 20, 2019

Owtma (oit-ma)

Nickname for grandmother on mothers side of the family, also the best person ever.

Owtma (oit-ma) is my grandmother.

by Owtma Creator May 12, 2020

soggy oatmeal

When your semen gets in your pubes and it clumps up and looks like oatmeal

When I finished jerking of I accidently made some soggy oatmeal

by Uhhhhpoop January 14, 2018

Oatmeals

The color of old granny panties

Marge's oatmeals were showing the other day.

by Big John Redcorn June 7, 2016

oatmeal

Slang term used by both male and female to refer to the vagina.

How did her oatmeal taste?

by adidasnamjah August 20, 2009

oatmeal

what a drunk person says when tries to say "hook me up"

oatmeal

by bcc July 23, 2003