Neo Ottomanism

Its Neo-Nazism but with extra steps.
The followers are reffered to as Ottomanites

Ahmed:"Im a follower of Neo Ottomanism!"
Alex:"No wonder your parents hate you!"

by TurkeyisnotEU June 22, 2021

Oatmeal on her shirt

1. Girl has oatmeal (the breakfast cereal), on her shirt.

2. That girl is fine.

1. Shit!, I just got oatmeal on my shirt!

2. Dayumm, gurlz got oatmeal on her shirt!

by mulletbaby September 4, 2009

Octomom

A Woman that is affected by a mental illness , but no one seems to take that into account when they critisize and ridicule her. The octo grandma suggested that her daughter was affected by obssesive conpulsive dissorder, which should be obvious by now.
This lady needs help , and just how you dont make fun of the retarded kids at school or the lady with no legs selling fruit on the corner, you dont make fun of the octomom.

outraged taxpayer: this stupid bitch octomom will have spent a total of 2 million of my tax dollars on her litter of kids by the end of this month, i demand justice, i say we eat her children and burn her alive.

my mom: honey, you're not supposed to pick on retards.

by keyboardsponge February 25, 2009

ghetto oatmeal

A sexual act involving two girls and a guy. The girl proceeds to suck on the male's cock until she can't take it anymore and has to throw up. She then moves over to the other girl in the threesome and vomits into her vagina. From there, the man has to go down on that girl and eat out the warmed puke--the ghetto oatmeal.

Jane cooked up some ghetto oatmeal in her vaginal oven. Dick gobbles up every last drop of the syruppy excretion. Just like grandma used to make...

by OMGsickness May 2, 2006

the oatmeal code

A way for students to talk about drugs, sex, drinking and stuff by referring everything to oatmeal.

student1: then when I brought the oatmleal packet home, it was so badly wrapped half of it fell out!
student2: that sucks!
teacher: go to the principals office, I know the oatmeal code, I used it in high school.

by joe725 April 28, 2007

Oatmeal Booty

A female ass that is so nice you would eat oatmeal off of it. A qualifying oatmeal booty usually involves a smaller girl with a beautiful ass.

Damn, check out that oatmeal booty!

by wsucougar08 August 24, 2007

Oatmeal Creampie

The act of stuffing a womans vagina with warm oatmeal, having sex and ejaculating inside her, then eating the oatmeal and baby batter mixture as it oozes out of her.

Last night my girl asked me if i wanted an oatmeal creampie. I'll never look at a little debbie the same way again.

by sasquatch361 April 4, 2011