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going number one and number two

Mother was called to assist her small child in the bathroom when she was going number one and number two.
by Miriam Webster's January 11, 2009
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crunch the numbers

Vigorously computing costs or calculating figures for a purchase or estimate.
You wanna buy this house? Let's crunch the numbers.
by yes juanito yes December 2, 2014
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Imaginary Numbers

The concept that exists just to make people in Algebra 2 die of confusion.
"How does this pointless stuff that I'm not even going to use when I'm older even make sense? I just don't see how there can be Imaginary Numbers!"

(dies in class)
by NYC213 October 5, 2015
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Numbers mason

by LeafyBoi June 13, 2020
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(random number) second rule

When you drop food on the floor and it takes you longer than 5 seconds to pick it up, you shout a random number larger than 5.
*drops food
"(random number) second rule!"
*picks up food
by kj7771 May 19, 2008
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Number 1

someone who is number 1 is someone popular who talks to a lot of girls.
Dayuuuum, you see Abe over there talking with those 5 girls, hes such a Number 1!!!
by dj in the mix April 26, 2011
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number two

evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated
Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two?
by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008
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