Nuclear Nut

when a person nuts so hard that it creates a constant leakage of semen

John doe: BRO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
John doe 2: MY SEMEN IS NOTHING BUT A NUCLEAR NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John doe: WE ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!!

*explosion*

by DreamybullxxxNew August 20, 2023

nuclear nipple

Fireball Liquor, with 2 habanero chili's diced finely, 2 shots of Ever-clear, dark chocolate shavings. The shavings represent the nipple, the cinnamon heat, and the ever-clear represents the explosion.

I drank a Nuclear Nipple and passed out!

by Tactical Tata June 6, 2014

Nuclear Cough

A Nuclear Cough is when you cough so hard you shit your pants a little bit. Aptly named due to the fallout.

Man I was so sick last night I had a Nuclear Cough and ended up having to clean up more than I had expected.

by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023

Nuclear Winter

The predicted climate condition resulting from a large scale nuclear war. The explosions would launch enormous amounts of particles of dust and soot into the stratosphere, and the ashes could remain there for weeks to years. The sunlight would be blocked, and the combination of darkness, cold, radiation, and destruction of world infrastructure by the nuclear bombs could easily wipe out much plant life, including necessary crops. This would in turn cause starvation up through the food chain, eventually causing a massive exctinction of all life on the planet.

North Korea, America, Pakistan, India, Russia, and China all launched nuclear bombs to counter the enemy's nuclear bombs, causing a nuclear winter in just two days. Eight weeks later, every human was dead.

by NuclearWinter August 10, 2005

Nuclear Fascism

The International Nuclear Industry working with all Governments to control the masses use of nuclear power and to limit the spread of Green Energy.

The people were held captive by nuclear fascism and not allowed to choose clean energy for themselves.

by CaptD July 3, 2011

Nuclear Bomb

V. The act of slapping your veiny wand upon your partner's forehead after orgasm. This should leave a white mushroom shape on your partner's forehead.

After I blew on her face I gave her a nuclear bomb! *high five*

by Johnny K February 8, 2004

nuclear reactor

A person who responds or behaves in the most aggressive possible way in response to something.

I said something controversial on social media and was berated for hours by nuclear reactors

by Misheard Metal June 20, 2016