Noob is a word that is sadly very common in the English language. It's used to describe someone who is average or lower than average at something. It is also used when someone else who thinks they are good at something (usually video games) gets beaten by someone else. That usually results in rage quitting which is when a person gets so mad that they can no longer play and breaks whatever they are playing on, usually followed breaking down in tears and calling everybody a, well, noob. Some side effects are red face, uncontrollable sobbing, punching inanimate objects, slapping themselves, and breaking their TV because it's just TOO MUCH!
Gamer 1: Dude, honestly I'm not even trying right now.
Gamer 2: It's so frickin' obvious bro, you're such a noob.
Gamer 1: NO I'M NOT!!! YOU'RE A NOOB OKAY, I'M NOT TRYING BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO TAKE IT EASY ON YOU!!!!
Gamer 2: Awww, is the poor baby gonna cry, does he need some milk.
Gamer 2: It's so frickin' obvious bro, you're such a noob.
Gamer 1: NO I'M NOT!!! YOU'RE A NOOB OKAY, I'M NOT TRYING BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO TAKE IT EASY ON YOU!!!!
Gamer 2: Awww, is the poor baby gonna cry, does he need some milk.
by Jennamazing February 13, 2016
A noob is someone who fails at a certain (specific) task, game or test. This also defines people who are new to something and need more participation and practise. When people are known to as a noob, it is often taken offensively.
by Braden11011 October 25, 2016
by Spodermen2121 z December 10, 2016
A dumb person who is an idiot and does stupid things. He (she) is very unpopular in school and causes mischief everywhere. They are weird fuckers. They are very babyish
by OPTitanGodElite May 28, 2016
by Maddox121 February 21, 2016
by A Guy thats muslim May 27, 2019
What a roblox player says when they can't find a better insult because he's 8 and can't fight a nigger
*in the roblox multiverse some retarded kid gets killed by other retard in jailbreak*
Retard#1: YOU NOOB YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS ######## YOU
Retard#2: Bruh I'm playing the ####### ### # game
Retard#1: How old are you? I'm #
Retard#2: Ha noob I'm 13
Retard#1: :(
Retard#1: YOU NOOB YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS ######## YOU
Retard#2: Bruh I'm playing the ####### ### # game
Retard#1: How old are you? I'm #
Retard#2: Ha noob I'm 13
Retard#1: :(
by imsmartlikehell May 29, 2019