friend

A thing that people often fantasize to truly exist, although people only have friends for selfish reasons, and think little or nothing of what the "friend" wants. "True friends" are a fantasy.

Hey there, "friend" *eyes dart left to right, then stabs said friend in the back*

by DLG June 29, 2003

friend

Someone you haven't slept with yet.

John and I were friends...until I slept with him.

by gryphic April 29, 2009

Friend-On

Something your crush says or does that you interpret as a come-on, but is actually just them being friendly

"Dude, I am SO in, Jenny just winked at me!"

"Hey, she winks at all her pals, it was a friend-on."

by Nationary January 31, 2009

friends

Friends are most precious people in the world. You reach out to them when you need someone to talk to, who understands you, who you trust to share your dreams and innermost wishes, who is loyal to you, who might even help you find a way to your lost love.

Thank to all friends of mine and of him; who had so much effort and patience with us.

by me-of-course February 3, 2022

Friend

A person who gives you non-sexual pleasure to your satisfaction that has no actual reason to do so.

Tim: Wendy, we're just friends.

Wendy: We are just friends.

by Ereck Flowers February 17, 2015

friend

someone you shouldn't always trust most "friends" aren't really your friends they act like to know your business or to benefit from you its always a reason why someone becomes your friend and why they hang out with you because they either using you for attention or for others friends don't trust anyone you will know who your real "friends" are as time goes past.

are you friends with jasmin?... Yea..... Oh she was talking about you.

by GETTTTTMONEYYYYYY$$ March 28, 2019

friend

someone who isnt a dick

hey there... friend.

by trebored January 15, 2018