Butt nector

The wet nastyness that sits on a persons butt hole and ass crack after a long hard day in the heat. Jogging, sitting on a plastic seat, etc etc.

After I go out jogging I return home to wash off the sweet smell of my butt nector.

or

I'd love to lick the butt nector from her sweet ass!

by justcauz May 2, 2005

fig newton

a word often used to refer to black and mild cigars because they taste somewhat of the fig newton cookie

i wish this fig newton would never end

by extenze October 1, 2010

Olivia Newton John

The gourgeous granddaughter of physicist Max Born. Also one of the best singers ever. Star of "Grease."

Singers who die young forever remain fresh and vibrant. Too bad Olivia Newton -John wasn't killed in some horrible accident 30 years ago...

by iodmys September 5, 2005

Olivia Newton-John

The most amazing person in the world ! Is extremely beautiful , sings like a angel and inspires millions. She was also in Grease the best musical ever !

Olivia Newton-John= Best singer ever

by onjfan13 January 6, 2011

Newtonmeter

A scale out of 11 used to determine how dangerous a ball that is bowled without bouncing is. To achieve high on the Newtonmeter the bowler must fill certain criteria such as

Quick
Aiming for the chest or head
Hitting the Actual Player
Striking the genitalia

There has only been one 11 since the scale was invented in 1984, bowled by Newton himself whilst playing for Lancashire county in England against Sussex.

Chris:What was that on the newtonmeter?
Dave:7.9, would of been a 9 if it had more flight and accuracy

by R4inman June 3, 2007

Newton

The guy who invented gravity so that we dont need to tie ourselves to the bed each night.

newton is teh smart!!!11

by some guy December 15, 2004

The Fig Newton

Dancing The Fig Newton or doing the Fig Newton refers to the "dance" one does when going through drug withdrawal, namely heroin, or oher opiates. The "dance" is usually done in a bed, with the covers tightly pulled over ones head, and usually includes leg kicking movements, rolling around in bed, and the constant sitting up and lying down again that comes with the uncomfortability of heroin withdrawal. The Fig Newton is traditionally danced in a pool of one's own sweat, and is usually accompanied by the traditional soundtrack of constant moaning, and occasional soft cries and/or whimpers.

I know I haven't seen you guys in a while, but I've been trying to quit this shit, and I spent the last 4 days doing the fig newton in my fucking room.

by Brian Press December 28, 2007