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myles is usually tall fierce and popular. although he can be a dick most people enjoy bieng around him. a myles is usualy fierce and quick tempered. they usualy dont hesitate to get involved in a argument and is generally confident. they admitt to thier wrong doings and never complain with the consequence. He's the type of guy to fight for his friends and not for himself. They usually know how to fight. If aroun girls Myles can impress and flirt withot meaning to and is considered by his peers very flirty. Their the type of people who when angry no one would stand in front of. And also a good kisser.If your close to a myles you can trust him a lot so never lose him.
friend 1:Did you see myles
friend 2:yeh he battered that kid
friend 1: yeh coz he was annoying his mate bro
by Babeyamerica33 November 30, 2018
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The Chester Molester

A man who molests little boys and girls; In order to be called "The chester Molester" you must live in a town called Chester

Otherwise you are just Chester The Molester
Run away! The Chester Molester is going to get me!
by "t-b0ne" Lake December 8, 2004
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Molesto

a new martial arts style that involves dry humping, ball grabbing and lip kissing your opponent into submission
that guy felt all dirty inside after he was a victim of a Molesto attack
by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008
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lester the molester

A commonly used term to describe Lester Handeland from Estherville Iowa who takes advantage of sweet old ladies.
"Hey, did you hear Lester the Molester said he needed more 2 x 6's from the big barn?"
by Dave Bover November 29, 2013
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Tree Molestor

A person who seems to believe that trees have sex appeal. Often mistaken for a tree hugger, the Tree Molestor is a dying breed. Hunters- be cautious not to shoot these rare perverts.
Tree Molestors will sometimes refer to themselves as "forest fairies". Please ignore their insanity, it is caused by toxins in the water from which they drink, and from a poisen in a root that they commonly use for human sacrafices to the gods.
In my experience with these creatures, it is best to avoid them at all costs. Capture could result in a painful, fiery death after which your flesh would be feasted upon. They share traits with the cannibal.
They are weak against the force of automatic weapons, so if you find yourself in a situation where you must interact make sure you have said weapon nearby.
Guy 1: Woah, is that woman humping a tree?
Other Tree Molestor: Of course. Its her lover. His name is Jimbo. He is a very handsome tree, isnt he?
Guy 2:....isnt this illegal?
by Bunni Indigo August 10, 2006
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myles

he is so witty or myles
by shobee January 12, 2008
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Molesting a turd

Arousal or sexual pleasure derived from intentionally "Prairie Dogging" ones turd, making it slide in and out of the rectum.
"What took you so long in the bathroom?"

"Sorry, I was molesting a turd for a bit and had to wait for my erection to go away."

".... "

^ This is a good response if you don't want people to ask why you took long in the bathroom ever again
by Jwhitt March 21, 2010
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