The mummy 

When your at a party or a large gathering of people, you find a girl thats passed out, get a bunch of condoms and guys and bust on them, when this is done you lay them across the passed out girl's body practically wrappings her up with them.

Some stupid bitch passed out at the party and about 16 dudes gave her the mummy.

The mummy by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011

yummy mummy 

An attrative mother who is usally married to a rich man. She spends most of her days shopping, getting her nails and hair done, at coffee with friends and watching Oprah,while her childern are at day care and her husband is at work. Often extremely spoiled and have not worked since thier childern were born.

Posh Spice aka Victoria Beckham

yummy mummy by ambi August 16, 2004

blind mummy

While banging a woman doggy style, you fake an orgasm, she then turns around unsuspecting of the wad you have saved to blow in her face. The blinding effect of said wad in her eyes make her run around the bedroom, arms outstretched, like a blind mummy.

Guy:Oh yeah!!!!
Girl: Did you finish??
Guy: Boulla, in da face!
Girl: uhhhhhh!!!!

blind mummy by Scroat Dog July 20, 2003

Cock Mummy 

Cleaning a spent penis of ejaculate/other fluids with soft brittle paper resulting in fragments of paper being left behind.

Fucking cheap ass tiolet paper gave me the cock mummy

Cock Mummy by BeBoSmu December 17, 2007

Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney 

A rather large mother, who has a nice face, but she has spent too much time filling it

"mate, jame's mom would be a Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney!"

"Yer give it 10 pints"

Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney by Pizzels89 June 22, 2008

Butt Mummy 

A piece of crap wrapped in a piece of toilet paper left in your butt from the last time you took a crap.

"Dude, this morning at school I dropped a butt mummy in the hallway."

Butt Mummy by Ån†hønyTa¥lør January 20, 2009

The Mummy 

while defecating, you wrap your hand in toilet paper as if it were being mummified. You then proceed to wipe back hand and forehand. Then bam, youre done.

Connor: How was your shit, bro? It sounded nasty. You gonna shower?

Ben: Naw man, I pulled The Mummy.

The Mummy by Chimpy91 June 1, 2011