while defecating, you wrap your hand in toilet paper as if it were being mummified. You then proceed to wipe back hand and forehand. Then bam, youre done.
Connor: How was your shit, bro? It sounded nasty. You gonna shower?
Ben: Naw man, I pulled The Mummy.
Ben: Naw man, I pulled The Mummy.
by Chimpy91 May 07, 2011