Definitions by Chimpy91

The Mummy 

while defecating, you wrap your hand in toilet paper as if it were being mummified. You then proceed to wipe back hand and forehand. Then bam, youre done.

Connor: How was your shit, bro? It sounded nasty. You gonna shower?

Ben: Naw man, I pulled The Mummy.

The Mummy by Chimpy91 June 1, 2011