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Pete The Mule

When i went to disney, i was "pete the mule" carrying all the kids souvenirs.
by kynar1 August 1, 2008
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Mule Kiss

A wet tounge kiss swiped from the bottom or top of another's mouth.
Man I expected a peck of a kiss and she (or he) licked my whole mouth like a with her entire tongue like a Mule Kiss slopping over my whole mouth.
by steve52 January 24, 2009
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Angry Mule

The act of kicking your partner in the face while receiving head.
I got so into it last night I gave did the angry mule, and she bit me.
by 2meninabunk October 23, 2008
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vapid mule

vapid mule, as in he is the middle man for coolness, not an administer-er of it...he is simply a product of cool,
part of the masses...a mule
this vapid mule stole my strange asymmetrical haircut right from under my powdery nose!
by spectralux November 17, 2009
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Meth Mule

Child of a non-liberal parent.
All children of non-liberal parents are meth mules.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 9, 2023
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Government Mule

Reference to back in the mid to late 1800s, where freed black slaves were given 40 acres of land and one mule. Hardly a fair trade, but none the less, a fact. However, the term has been adopted to describe how tough a person is, particularly made famous by Jim Ross and the WWF/WWE.
"Ol' Stone Cold is tougher than a government mule! Hes stompin' a mudhole in his ass and walking it dry!"
by NotMyRacism May 11, 2021
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gappin mule

A Gappin Mule is When a Man is Fucking A Donkey in the ass and his wife, girlfriend or whore is getting it from the Donkey.
Gappin mule if u Want a Example Got Fuck A Donkey Srry I DOnt Wanna
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