Hotel Muffler

Using hotel towels to muffle your farts while shacked up in a hotel with a strange woman.

When you are in a hotel room with strange woman about to get blown but you need to fart. You go into the bathroom, grab all the towels, hold them up to your ass and fart. Hence a hotel muffler. She suspects nothing unless she uses one off the towels to clean the gizz off her face

by Chilltown37 September 24, 2006

Muffed Up

synonym for fucked up.

slang term that is often used on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

Alex: Dude what did Sam do?

Tyler: He cried after getting high

Alex: Thats muffed up

by Alex Hildenbrand May 6, 2010

Muffler

A cushy office seat designed to muffle your farts

Nobody can hear me farting in my cubical because I have a pretty good muffler.

by skidmarx88 May 4, 2011

cum muffler

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

by crapicarplips April 8, 2003

muffle

To toss a salad of a man or woman, while writing poetry

Me: Have you seen my pen?
Friend: Yeah, I used it last night when I took that waiter home and we muffled.

by Dirt Slagmolen September 29, 2008

muffle shuffle

The act of banging a woman.

Johnny: Yo, what happened on your date?
Me: I did the muffle shuffle with Margaret!

by Dick Prospersous December 16, 2010

Detroit Muffler

While someone is tossing your salad you let out a hot, smelly fart in their face.

"She was my tossing my salad so I gave her a Detroit Muffler."

by emtsquared November 2, 2008