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Muffin

What you call someone who is rather large and wears EXTREMELY tight pants making their belly hang around all sides making them look like a muffin. If you are a muffin this can be avoided by wearing pants that is the propor size. (This also will prevent sterility!)
by SORAxSARU711 March 12, 2009
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A guy who thinks he is hot when he is clearly not. Derived from stud muffin.
Muffins often strut, have mullets, are stuck in a different time (ie 80s)and lack teeth. Muffins have no idea they are out of style, out of sync, and out of my league !
by Tracy July 8, 2004
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When a girl wears a bra too small, so the tops of her breasts spill out. Also known sometimes as quadroboobs.
Check out da muffins on dat ho, I help her wit dat prollem!
by BLOCK BURNA September 12, 2005
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The act of loving or having postitive feelings for. Used by anime-reading teens in Southern Arizona.
I'm sorry that I'll never see you again. I just wanted to say that I muffin you.
by Borden May 23, 2004
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The word to describe the action of being stoned/drugged up. Usually results from the consumption of a large quantity of penecillin. People who are muffined usually find fat bald doctors attractive during the period of being muffined.
Person: Hey Chris! You look totally muffined!!
Chris: Oh yeah i totally went overboard on the penecillin last night, some fat bald doctor gave me it.
by kidvicious1 May 30, 2009
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A cute girl with small squishy, yet perky muffin like breasts

could refer to a girlfriend or a close girl friend that is used like a cuddle buddy
Nick: this is my muffin
*girl waves*
Nick: i could hug her for DAYZ!!

Caleb: you bragging son of a bitch..>_>
by Nick Stone September 16, 2009
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Imma eat that muffin, yo!
by Dracia January 7, 2010
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