What you call someone who is rather large and wears EXTREMELY tight pants making their belly hang around all sides making them look like a muffin. If you are a muffin this can be avoided by wearing pants that is the propor size. (This also will prevent sterility!)
That chick is a total "Muffin "
by SORAxSARU711 March 12, 2009
Muffins often strut, have mullets, are stuck in a different time (ie 80s)and lack teeth. Muffins have no idea they are out of style, out of sync, and out of my league !
by Tracy July 09, 2004
When a girl wears a bra too small, so the tops of her breasts spill out. Also known sometimes as quadroboobs.
by BLOCK BURNA August 31, 2005
The act of loving or having postitive feelings for. Used by anime-reading teens in Southern Arizona.
by Borden May 24, 2004
The word to describe the action of being stoned/drugged up. Usually results from the consumption of a large quantity of penecillin. People who are muffined usually find fat bald doctors attractive during the period of being muffined.
Person: Hey Chris! You look totally muffined!!
Chris: Oh yeah i totally went overboard on the penecillin last night, some fat bald doctor gave me it.
Chris: Oh yeah i totally went overboard on the penecillin last night, some fat bald doctor gave me it.
by kidvicious1 May 30, 2009
A cute girl with small squishy, yet perky muffin like breasts
could refer to a girlfriend or a close girl friend that is used like a cuddle buddy
could refer to a girlfriend or a close girl friend that is used like a cuddle buddy
Nick: this is my muffin
*girl waves*
Nick: i could hug her for DAYZ!!
Caleb: you bragging son of a bitch..>_>
*girl waves*
Nick: i could hug her for DAYZ!!
Caleb: you bragging son of a bitch..>_>
by Nick Stone September 16, 2009