muff diver

the act of making love to a womans love box with ones tongue

james was always muff diving on jo

by the guys February 16, 2004

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muff garbage

It is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty vagina. The mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean vagina. Can cause gagging or choking.

I choked on muff garbage after going down on Snooki's dirty vagina.

by FreakNasty Trent October 19, 2010

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Muff Cabbage

(muff gar-bage) NOUN

Vulgar term for a woman's horribly overused, flappy, gaping, pungent, bacterial-vaginosis infested vagina.

Instead of saying "muff garbage", clowns from New Jersey sound like they're saying "muff cabbage" because of their ridiculous accent. Coined by a recent episode of South Park entitled "It's a Jersey Thing" in which they make a parody of the useless wastes of life who appear in the show "Jersey Shore" Which should never be watched by anyone. Ever.

"YOU'RE GAH-BIDGE! YOU'RE MUFF CABBAGE! YOU GOT CABBAGE IN YUH MUFF! YOU GOT CABBEGE.. IN.. YOUR.. MUFF!!!"

"Mom, Dad.. What is MUFF CABBAGE?"

by robin steele October 21, 2010

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Muffcake

A very plump vagina.

Friend 1: What'd you do last night?
Friend 2: You mom's muffcake.
Friend 1: Why didn't you invite me?

by Derp McMuff March 21, 2015

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muff cuffit

(noun) a person who is annoying you to the point that you wish you could shut them up with a muff. Commonly used to insult people who you don't want to hear speak.

Mike is always talking about toilet seats, what a muff cuffit.

Shut up, muff cuffit!

by Swarticus Prime November 4, 2009

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