La Monte

La Monte is a nice little town that's very diverse. It 's full of smart people that love to play ball. We may lose some games but we will put up a hell of a fight. Don't go in thinking you'll win because we might suprise you. We are one of the nicest schools in the Kaysinger Conference.

Sacred Heart, Cole Camp, Greenridge, and Lincoln are terrible schools with bad sportmanship and need to worry about themselves and not La Monte. Get over it your just jealous!

by LA, THROW IT UP!!!! October 16, 2012

Monte Carlo

the sexiest car ever made

boys LOVE me and my '76 monte carlo, were both sexy bitches.. :P

by CommanderCutie May 6, 2009

Morten Harket

Morten Harket is an old sexy man that every women desires.

MORTEN HARKET MAKES ME SO HORNY

by Righttttu February 17, 2019

Monte carlo

The nicest car ever made. Great body style, lots of power and can take lots of punishment. The best years 70-77.

Damn man nice car! Is that a 77 Monte Carlo?

by HalloweenTime August 30, 2007

monte vista

High School in Danville, CA that produces hot white chicks that get knocked up all the time.

Girl 1: Dang- did you hear that Jessica got knocked up again?
Girl 2: She goes to Monte Vista, huh?
Girl 1: Yup.

by Smokey September 12, 2003

Monte Crispo

When you invite an ugly chick out to a picnic on top of a plateau. Must be on the sunniest, hottest day of the summer. You seduce her into having sloppy outdooor sex with you. Then you jizz on her chest and parachute off the side of the plateau with all of her belongings. Leaving her stuck at the top with the sun beating down on her naked chest that's covered with semen.

Dude this weekend I'm going to tell ugly Shirley to have a picnic with me at the plateau. I'm so gonna Monte Crispo her.

by T-Jayzel April 14, 2005

montebello

the best f'n city in the state of California.
where the girls are hot and the dudes are funny and sweet.
where everything is nearby and there is always something to do.

dang man i wish i lived in montebello

by cali cali May 23, 2009