fug moof

When you stub your small toe you fug-moof

Hey did you just fug moof

by Fug-moof April 14, 2020

mr moffat

A sexy fucker that works as a teacher and everyone has a crush on

Yooo have you seen mr moffat

Yea he sexy fucker is over there

by Wezelgumage April 18, 2021

Anti Moof

An association of extremely sexy non moofy people including The Rider, The Nugster, The Chicken Connoisseur, The Jeojook and The Grunter.

The Anti Moofters are group of highly respected English men.

by Anti-Moof co leader May 22, 2021

dirty moffa

the act of shoving coffee beans down a woman's vagina and boning her vagina to crush the beans. thus making a delicious coffee.

person a: did that guy just pull of a dirty Moffa.

by black soup October 17, 2021

moffat

- Foul-smelling, fairy beasht.
- Can obtain legendary status on occasions.

"That dirty Moffat is after oil-checking me with my own finger!! How does he do it??"

by Marty Scanlon December 3, 2007

Moffatt

An insecure individual who drives an unecassary large truck he never uses because he needs to feel manly and parks it like a cunt.
Most nissan titan drivers are moffatts.

I had to squeeze between parkin spaces when i got here because some moffatt blocked my door in

by TAFC September 2, 2015

moffat

one who has become wildly drunk, in a hilarious manner to the rest of the party.

Dude, that guy is straight moffat. He just headbutted a garbage can!

by jjmcdnnc April 4, 2010