by Lemonk November 30, 2019
Get the Le monkmug. A meme where a man/girl says "REJECT HUMANITY , RETURN TO MONKE" *Turns into monke *After that they Make monkey noises like "OOO OOO AAA AAA OOO AAA OOO AAA AAA" And so on, After some Minutes Or seconds they stop and keep doing their thing. This meme will never die.
Guy: REJECT HUMANITY, RETURN TO MONKE
Guy: *Turns into monke*
Guy: OOO OOO AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA OOO OOO OOO OOO AAA OOooo ooo....
Guy: *Turns into monke*
Guy: OOO OOO AAA AAA OOO OOO AAA OOO OOO OOO OOO AAA OOooo ooo....
by Ea sports sucks December 30, 2021
Get the Return To Monkemug. An idiom that has the same meaning as Dogs Bollocks, Mutts Nuts and Bees Knees.
1) Descriptive of the absolute best in anything.
2) The ultimate in greatness.
1) Descriptive of the absolute best in anything.
2) The ultimate in greatness.
Frank: "Oh my god, did you see that goal I just scored from the halfway line?!?!"
Steve: "Mate, I've never seen anything like it, that was the Monks Junk"
Steve: "Mate, I've never seen anything like it, that was the Monks Junk"
by TheMeltingSnowman June 24, 2011
Get the Monks Junkmug. the practise of metaphorically sowing one's seed and subsequently immediately departing from the scene as there is no further interest or motivation.
or...
the state of mind that you might adopt when looking at somebody when the attraction is preventing you from thinking about anything other than monking and bailing...
or...
the state of mind that you might adopt when looking at somebody when the attraction is preventing you from thinking about anything other than monking and bailing...
Bernice was so fat and ugly that Steve just monked and bailed
or....
He took her to a fancy restaurant and she was laughing and telling him about her passions and hobbies...He acted interested and mirrored her behaviour, but all he was thinking was "monk and bail, monk and bail, monk and bail"
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He took her to a fancy restaurant and she was laughing and telling him about her passions and hobbies...He acted interested and mirrored her behaviour, but all he was thinking was "monk and bail, monk and bail, monk and bail"
by LOTF2013 September 13, 2011
Get the monk and bailmug. simplified version of Titty Monkey, or Flying Titty Monkey, the creaters spawned from the rack of the hot Queen on Tin Man.
by Monk Titman January 2, 2008
Get the tit monkmug. A temporary lifestyle choice in which one refrains from any romantic or sexual relations with the opposite sex. Usually done so that one can focus more on other things such as school, family, friends, work, etc.
Tom: Dude, you've been slacking off in school, your grades are dropping, your girl is too much of a distraction.
John: I know man, it's all good though, I broke up with her, it's back to Monk Life for me.
Tom: Smart move bro, your grades will get back up in no time!
John: I know man, it's all good though, I broke up with her, it's back to Monk Life for me.
Tom: Smart move bro, your grades will get back up in no time!
by gghoods24 October 26, 2010
Get the Monk Lifemug. by Friend 166 January 12, 2021
Get the Return To Monkemug.