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Mini Moni

A j-pop group born from the money-making powerhouse that is Hello! Project (also responsible for Morning Musume), aimed primarily at pre-school to secondary-aged children that was popular from 2000 to 2004, when the group was put on "indefinite hiatus". Most of their songs were about counting, food groups, etc., with a smattering of English phrases taught by the group's one American member.

In spite of the fact that this was a group for small children, many American high school (and in some sad cases, post-high school) otaku cite Mini Moni as one of their favourite j-pop bands, because they're just so KAWAII! These people typically refuse to acknowledge that the only people over the age of five at Mini Moni concerts were parents of the children attending. It is also arguable that these people understand none of the lyrics that they so enthusiastically sing along with, as if they did, there is no way they would be calling themselves Mini Moni fans in lieu of having an IQ of 70.
Mini Moni fangirl: jankenpyon is my favorite song EVAR!

Person: You do realize that song is about playing rock, paper, scissors, right? Do you even speak Japanese?

Mini Moni fangirl: ur so baka. MINIMONIRULZ!!!
by Humberttt January 16, 2008
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minizzle

the gangsterized form of minute
Wait just a minizzle.
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MONIC

A monic is a white dog turd. Many tend to be crusty and sun bleached. A monic is the unicorn of poops. In fact many people collect them when stumbling upon them.
Guy 1: Woah what is that?

Guy 2: that’s a monic!!! You should take it, that’s a once in lifetime find.
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Santa Monica Sleeper

-noun. a sexual maneuver where the man makes love to his partner with a condom dipped in Nyquil. This move originated from man's desire to avoid talking and cuddling after sex, for the woman falls asleep soon after.
He was able to watch the game after he slipped her a Santa Monica Sleeper.
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Monica

The only acceptable way for white people to say “what’s up my n***a!”
Kareem: “Yo what’s up my n***a!”
Chad: “ ‘sup Monica!”
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Moiz

A Pakistani with a 30BMI.
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monibeth

Shes Too Kickass And Will Crush Your World Into Pieces
Monibeth Is Willing To BURN You To Ground, If And Only If You Mess With Her.
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