Mobile Rape Unit

A rusted out old van or motor home used for the purpose of sexual assault. The vehicle will usually have tinted windows or some other means of further protecting it's owner. The fact that the van is mobile makes it much easier for the rapist to do his work. He can go to a place far away or atleast secluded and do his deed then dump the body when finished. Roofie colada's may be used to lure a victim to these vehicles. Beware of dark alleyways @ night as they may be awaiting their pray.

Eric: It was crazy I was down @ spring break in Daytona and these guys had this van with "Spring Break 05" spray painted on the side, right on the beach.
Me: You know what that was?....A Mobile Rape Unit.

by Ashley Willie May 2, 2010

Mobile Quarterback

A euphemism for quarterbacks who are usually African American, and who possess superior foot speed and agility as compared to their White counterparts. Often used by sports media as a backhanded critique of their intelligence.

For mobile quarterbacks, the guy's fun to watch. But he can't read defenses any better than he can read a Dr. Suess book.

by Backfist March 3, 2016

mobile proctology

In 100 years I will be considered the grandfather of mobile proctology.

I started my mobile proctology business in the mid 90s in a 1985 Club Wagon. First checkup is free!

We are considering going public.

by Tha Cuddla January 25, 2005

mobile mouth

A person who carries on cell phone conversations in public places in such a loud voice it's as if they're sure everyone just has to be interested in what they're saying.

Even though I was several aisles away in the supermarket, I couldn't help but hear that mobile mouth as clearly as if he were talking to me.

by backinbowl January 19, 2010

mobile brownie

A black man who can run really fast. Most frequently from the Po po.

White Man 1: "Hey man we gotta nail that mobile brownie".
White Man 2: "Why"?
WHite Man 1: "He stole my bike!"

by Hoobiedoobie May 1, 2008

Mobile Gamers

Peasants who are more poor than than console peasants
Self Proclaimed gamers who share their so called montages on Instagram with a huge watermark and effects which gives epilepsy to others.
Usually Shits about why they Don't need to buy a Console/PC.
Not actually REAL gamers.
Doesn't know about others games than PUBG MOBILE , FREE FIRE or CALL OF DUTY MOBILE
Certified Virgins

Boy 1 : Have you tried playing PUBG MOBILE ?
Boy 2 : Ewww , thats that game sucks and only so called MOBILE GAMERS play it

Virgin mobile gamer : Can you please check my Instagram gaming page, i upload PUBG MOBILE montages ?
Chad PC gamer : Get out of my sight , you unworthy MOBILE GAMER

by Shihiro Taiyo January 30, 2021

mobile shithouse

a Vehicle which is similar to a Larder or a Skoda. Doesnt do 0 - 60, does 0 - 26 and gets faster downhill

taxi driver : (talking on radio)
Customer : Shut up and drive your mobile shit house

by Anonymous October 14, 2003