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Militant MILF

This is a chavette who has a child, or multiple children, that is militant in the way she goes about finding a man and trapping him! Usually only 16, and having already eaten the child/childrens father alive, they are the most dangerous of preditors! Beware, the is a Militant MILF near you!
When a Militant MILF finds her pray (usually rich, old and demented), she does her best to become inpregnated by him to ensure her and her fatherless kids have a long, happy existance, with him and his wallet.
by Jesus Whipp July 24, 2006
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Militia

-The militia is: all able-bodied citizens who are capable of bearing arms; the absolute last line of defense against any threat to the State or Country, whether that threat is natural or man made, foreign or domestic.
-A civilian fighting force comprised of true patriots dedicated to freedom & liberty
"If ever time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin."
--Samuel Adams
"For a people who are free and who mean to remain so, a well-organized and armed militia is their best security. "
--Yomas Jefferson
*When this country falls, or the government oversteps its power(although it already does) to the point of tyranny, the militia will be the only people to protect basic rights.
by csapatriot April 17, 2010
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militant suburbanite

A person, often an adult in their 40s or 50s, who resides in any suburb of a major city and holds the firm belief everything they and their family need is in their suburb and others surrounding it and rarely, if ever, venture into the core city, either out of fear of being a victim of a crime (even if they live near a city with low crime rates) or out of contempt for the cities mostly liberal/open-minded view points that clash with their staunch conservative ideas.

Militant suburbanites are not very common in communities within 15 miles of the core city and make up less than half a metro area's population, but they are not common to spot, as they feel the need to conform to whatever their neighbors and/or coworkers are doing. Militant Suburbanites that do venture into the city usually tend to stick to the most crowded areas of the city and will avoid any form of public transportation.
There are three levels of Militant Suburbanite:

Level 1-most willing to venture into a core city, though only do so for certain occasions, usually being sporting events, some concerts and conventions/trade shows/conferences, travel (driving through in a car, heading to the airport, etc.) and work, if their job is in the city. All other entertainment and shopping they feel can be done in the suburbs.

Level 2-will venture into the core city from time to time, but usually only for work and travel

Level 3-rarest of all. Is absolutely not willing to venture into the core city at all. They will go out of their way to not find a job there and will even refuse to drive through there on the highway.
by GaaraoftheDamned September 19, 2013
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The Military Game

Completely interrupting a speaker when they use a word that can also be taken as a rank in the military, while also snapping to attention and giving a realistic salute.
Man 1: This is a MAJOR problem-
Man 2: MAJOR Problem! *does previously described actions*
man 3 to man 4: God damn the military game!

Announcer: this is just a general announcement-
Douche in the audience: General Announcement!
by Mcnoah94 September 30, 2009
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Military Veteran

One who has served in the military and is honorably discharged. Non veterans owe them their lives, because without these veterans, they wouldn't have the life they have. Female veterans deserve rich husband who treats her right. Male veterans deserve every and any woman to immediately get on her knees without question.
Woman 1 to woman 2: "He's a military veteran. Since he served our country, I'm going to serve him all night. Dinner, sex, and silence."
Woman 2 to woman 1: "It's the least you could do. Without our veterans, we wouldn't have anything. Go please him!"
by Eric Luz December 31, 2013
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United States Military Acadamy

A leadership institution that has no intrest in developing Army leaders, instead is focused on producing a winning football team...
Pulling fire alarms falsely is a federal crime, unless its to support the United States Military Acadamy football team.
by cadoodle December 3, 2007
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pakistani military victories

This is in response to the guy taht is blasting India(especially Hindus). I am a Muslim, but whni i am talking to a Pakistani, i am an Indian. I wish Pakistan would not associate Indian muslims with Pakistan. It seems to think that all Muslims hate India and want to help Pakistan in its pathetic attempts to atack India. The gujurat riots happened and they are now over. The things that happened in the riots were caused by a few religious extremists. These extremists were both Hindu and Muslim. Both Hindus and Muslims slaughtered each other. Overall, the riots happened because corrupt politicians spread rumors about both sides around te state.

First of all, all Hindus are not anti-Muslim zealots. Only a few are. Hinduism is one of the most tolerant religions in the world.

Second of all, there are extremists in all religions including Islam.

Pakistan is a hotbead of Islamic extremism.

Pakistan has never won anything against the Indian army(which is actually one of the most powerful in the world and is also the second largest in the world).

Both Kashmir and Pakistan were orignally part of India no matter what these extremist bastards says. Some Pakistanis claim that they have no relation to Indians, but they are exactly the same.

India will eventually take back Pakistan when Bush decides to send his troops to Pakistan. He will definately do this. Pakistan feels special right now because America is helping it, but it seems to forget that America was bestfriend with Saddam Hussain and Bin Laden at one point. Pakistan is next, after Iraq and Afghanistan are finished. If Pakistan decides to attack India again, it will be wiped off the face of the earth.
by Hindustani Muslim February 8, 2005
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