farts per million

A measure of the stinkiness of a fart, it refers to how much of the "million" parts of air are replaced by farticles.

A fart with higher fpm is stinkier.

"Aww, dude, did you just break wind?"

"It's okay, it was only a few farts per million. You won't even notice."

by Yet Another Josh Cohen May 14, 2008

Matt Millen

The former Team President and General manager of the Detroit Lions, he is the worst thing that can happen to your football team. He is truly the face of ineptitude. If you're viewed as the Matt Millen of whatever you do, quit trying, beause that means that whatever you've done has gone wrong(or will eventually).

Person 1: Why can't Geroge Bush say a complete sentence?
Person 2: He's the Matt Millen of the English Language

by The Walking ATM Machine January 17, 2009

Million Moan March

Having many tabs of porn playing simultaneously, causing the moans stacking on top of each other

Play of words on Million Mom March

My roommate complained because of the volume of my million moan march

by SexualInnuendo January 22, 2014

Mellony

charming girl with a big sense of humor shy at first but once you get to know her she is so outgoing she makes party not awkward

Omg you wanna be like mellony she is always not awkward

by Mellony03166 December 16, 2018

millinillion

A millinillion is 10 followed by 3003 zeros.

Abby: Hey, Jake!
Jake: Hello!
Abby: What's the biggest number?
Jake: A millinillion!

by Get a millinillion neck gaiter July 11, 2020

Millennium Idol

This nickname has been given to ‘Park Jihoon’ of treasure, meaning “idol who appears once in a millenium”.

“Park jihoon THE millennium idol”

by jihoonsmile July 22, 2021

That is so second millennium

Conveniently making use of the fact that a milennium has recently passed to exaggerate how out-of-date something is.

Cole: I just went to the mall and bought Clerks II DVD today. You wanna come over and watch it?

Derek: You actually BUY your movies? That is so second millennium!

by FuctButSects January 24, 2011