Middle School

Hell on earth

my life is Middle School

by Zig Love July 14, 2017

Middle School

A place where innocent children become hormone crazy freaks

Guy: im about to be in middle school
Guy2: Thats great i lost my virginity that way

by The_humor_the_legend October 5, 2016

Middle School

building full of children who think that they're edgy because they cover their source of knowledge with cloth shaped to fit and who pretend to want to die

-Middle School day-
Kid 1: oH IM soO EDgeEE cAUsE i haVV A hoOd!!11!1
Kid 2: *sob sob sob sob* kILl mE imMMm sO EDgeeEE My mOM GrowenDEd mEeE oH pOORrr mEE11!!1!!1
Teacher: . - . um ok

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 12, 2021

Middle School

Most pointless years of any child's life. In this period of time, most children become meaner and more social media platforms become more offensive. Most of the teachers who work in such schools are either underqualified, or may be biased. It is like the definition of the word hell.

She set off to her first day of middle school, unaware of it's horrors.

by Monstersushi1 May 14, 2020

Middle School

the worst and most awkward 2 or 3 or 4 years of any kid’s school life. Cliques start forming and you are kind of on your own for making friends. Some teachers may just be the shitty kind and just gotta get lucky to get nice ones. You get a shit ton of homework that’s all due within a short period of time to the point where you can’t keep track of anything anymore and your brain cells die, and sometimes even get more than high schoolers. Usually the cafeteria food is just dog shit pizza that’s been frozen for some time or baby cow growth hormone milk that’s maybe spoiled. Then you do all that shit ton of work to graduate only to have 4 more years left of high school which is a whole other story...

6th grader: I’m so excited for middle school I can finally be like one of the cool older kids now and do whatever I want! Freedom here I come!
8th grader: yeah right. Middle school is a fun time (not). Good luck.

6th grader: are you joking?

8th grader: hmmm....
6th grader: *says no more*

by chicken_nugget_manifest August 7, 2019

Middle School

3 years of hell (sometimes maybe two or four).
let me just list em:
1. Snitches patrol the whole campus
2. empty nicotine juice bottles everywhere
3. You get in trouble for bull shit
4. Test scores are easily messed up
5. Teachers have favorites
6. Lunch is a fucking rip off
7. 6th graders start to flirt with 8th graders (mostly 6th grade hoes)
8. Annoying "popular" group of people that always climb on top of each other to feel good, when they still feel like shit
9. Un-developed losers that haven't even hit puberty, yet tease you for being flat
10. Bunch of people go through the emo phase (trust me, it's real)
11. Teachers have no mercy
12. The school bus is full of ass farts
13. Boys get fuck boy hair styles over the summer
14. PE sucks
15. Parents overreact on your grades

Enjoy!

Incoming 6th grader: "oh my gosh, i am never gonna swear, i will also be myself for middle school."

8th grader: "shut your bubble gum dum dum lookin ass the fuck up."

by mel that big boy June 28, 2019

middle school

The hellish place that I am forced to dwell in for 7 hours 5 times a week. Filled with transphobic people.

Person 1: "That trip to the gym was so tough, it felt like I was in middle school!"
Person 2: "Nothing could be that bad"

by DanCompressed March 5, 2017