Noun - The act of eating a cheap mexican microwavable burrito, going for a run to mix up the contents of your stomach, and using the explosive diarrhea that results as lube for sex with your partner.
- Dude, you seen my burrito that was in the freezer?
- Yeah, I used it to give sheila a Mexican Microwave.
- Oh, sweet. How was it?
- It was Nasty, I puked on her.
- Yeah, I used it to give sheila a Mexican Microwave.
- Oh, sweet. How was it?
- It was Nasty, I puked on her.
by sexyymonkeyy69 March 16, 2013
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Person a: aw, my budweiser isn't cold anymore!
Person b: just put it in the reverse microwave, it'll be cold in a second.
Person a: great thinking! - wait, it isn't invented yet?!
Person b: oh yeah, that's right. Sucks.
Person b: just put it in the reverse microwave, it'll be cold in a second.
Person a: great thinking! - wait, it isn't invented yet?!
Person b: oh yeah, that's right. Sucks.
by vulvasker November 12, 2009
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John ran out of soy sauce and the electricity was turned off so he invited Kate over to use her Mongolian Microwave. He sat her down and timed it for 1:45, the food was delicious.
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