microsoft

Company that everyone hates due to the aggorant asshole known as Steve Jobs.

Mac Nazis: WAH WAH FUCK MICROSOFT THEY SUCK WAH!
Linux Nazis: M$ is shit wah
Normal person: ...Why do I have to listen to you assholes?

by OLOL February 3, 2007

microsoft moment

The amount of time it takes a Microsoft product to finish doing something (e.g. Installing, uninstalling, updating, opening, etc).
Can be used to tell a client how long something will take to finish.

Client: How long until my computer is fixed?
Tech: Oh, it will just be a microsoft moment.
*30-infinity minutes later*
Client: I thought you said it would only take a moment!
Tech: A microsoft moment, sir.
Client: Oh for sh*t's sake...

by WickedNoone October 10, 2016

Microsoft Word

A Word-Processing Program that is aimed to be used for essays, papers, etc., but is instead used by everybody and their mother to write down tiny little todo lists because they are too techtarded to know what the hell notepad is.

Grandma: I'll just type down a reminder for myself in Microsoft Word.
Grandson: Why not just use notepad? Its a lot quicker and uses less space.
Grandma: What in the hell is notepad?

by whyistherebaconinthesoap August 13, 2010

Microsoft

1.The awesome company that everyone seems to think is evil.

2.A really small, floppy cock.

"Windows started sucking at Vista"

"Man, that guy sure had a Microsoft!"

by Blobis August 12, 2007

Microsoft Game Studios

a hole in the wall where monkeys code games

dumpster, port o potie, empty tire, can all be used as microsoft game studios, they even have a mobile studio, the garbage truck

by Towelie February 27, 2005

Microsoft Personality

A personality prevalent amongst employees of The Microsoft Corporation. Typically people who have alienated themselves from their friends and family.

The only have meaningful personal relationships with various project managers over Outlook 2004.

"I'm not going to go to my own mother's funeral because she had such a Microsoft Personality."

"I only let him get to 2nd base with me because he was only a Orange Badge."

by Donald Johnson August 26, 2007

Microsoft word

gay as fuck microsoft application which is easy to make and fucking rips everyone off with a piece of fucking paper

fuck microsoft word is gay

by RUPERRRRRRTTTTTT September 14, 2017