Often said by people to bully 12 year old boys with below average penises. Basically, if you know any 12 year old boys that like trump, wear neon clothes, act gay but arent gay and have a ''J'' name, make sure to remind them it's very small and nobody will ever fuck them.
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technique of singing kareoke & playing the pink oboe are strikingly similar.
i.e. grab the microphone with both hands and belt out some classics.
technique of singing kareoke & playing the pink oboe are strikingly similar.
i.e. grab the microphone with both hands and belt out some classics.
That bird from last night was frigid, she didnt even step up to the microphone.
I pulled a dog last night, but fair play, she stepped up to the microphone and sung a few hits.
I pulled a dog last night, but fair play, she stepped up to the microphone and sung a few hits.
by DownUnder1 February 11, 2010
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a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.
by Sexydimma November 30, 2019
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by Sexydimma November 14, 2019
Get the microphone diarrhea mug.To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking the action of singing into a microphone that happens to be brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.
Tariq: "Last nightt Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in m'a head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"
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it is reserved for people who do nothing but play music, brag about various things, or berates fellow teammates for doing nothing all the while they had a mic and did nothing useful with it.
it is reserved for people who do nothing but play music, brag about various things, or berates fellow teammates for doing nothing all the while they had a mic and did nothing useful with it.
by porcupyne November 30, 2009
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