micro wank

When you wanna climax but you don't have time to do the whole 45 minute shit. Feels fucking amazing, not recommended for the asthmatic community, and usually leaves you with a blister.

Pornhub: Ah neigh whinnymwinny, tu whit to woo, oink~twas brillig, coo coo, get on the washing machine, awhahahhahhhahhahhhhhh
Me: Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap squirt heavy breathing.

That was a good little micro wank

by cancerisnotaverygoodthing February 1, 2017

Micro-meltdown

Spreading out a full blown meltdown into tiny bits so no one notices

LJ: Dude why you always so chill? What’s your secret?
Dude: Micro-meltdowns yo, all the time. Life’s good. Life’s hard.

by Chebsac October 26, 2020

Micro CV

A very small CV that only contains employment history/education history that relates to the job being applied for.

"Have you created a Micro CV for waitressing jobs?"
" Yes, I've only listed my waitressing experience and my training related to restaurants".

by EmploymentAdvisor April 27, 2021

micro-crabing

The act of seining the surf with a small weive net and coming up with crabs about one quarter of an inch across the length of the shell.

We were in the surf netting sea creatures and all we were catching was these tiny fairly recently hatched crabs - micro-crabs. We were micro-crabing.

by WuShen August 5, 2012

Micro Artist

The new celebrity fashion to have a mini artist of their own, that can be wheeled out to perform on stage at weddings, bar mitzvahs and other occasions.
The latest fashion.

I saw Usher's Micro Artist the other day, Justin Beiber.

by Emzaleena March 5, 2011

Micro Jackson

Michael Jackson’s nonce nickname

He loved the kids he did that’s why they called him Mirco Jackson

Micro Jackson, a nonce named Michael

by ToxicFury135 April 28, 2023

Micro-Passion

Micro-passion is a technical term to describe an extremely specific, individualized passion that can't be called a hobby and doesn't align with a life goal.

He had a micro-passion for releasing bugs back into nature instead of squashing them.

by NoFreeDefinitions August 29, 2023