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Microsoft Meme

Guy 1: u know Microsoft Meme?
Guy 2: yeh, he da pinicl od Dank Meme
by Bobeo Ross September 7, 2017
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Microsoft

Microsoft is a system developer. They create Windows operating systems.
I’m going to the Microsoft store to buy a computer!
by LonnieHarperLHC July 8, 2018
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Microsoft

big chunk of fuckin spyware on your computer
Me: All right, I've turned my laptop camera off!
Microsoft: That's what you fucking think
by EngineerGaming April 7, 2021
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Microsoft Teams

Am I audible? Is my screen visible?
Microsoft Teams is used for brain harassment of students
by VTheVir February 18, 2022
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Microsoft Internet Explorer

a web browser that downloads chrome. otherwise its fucking useless.
i just used microsoft internet explorer to download google chrome
by Piece of shit ass motherfucker February 21, 2022
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Microsoft Teams

A glitchy, broken, and laggy app developed by sadists at Microsoft as a tool to torture anyone and and everyone who works in IT.
by Weeamiku March 4, 2022
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The Microsoft Touch

A subversion of the Midas touch, where instead of whatever the king, or in this context, company, Touches, Or acquires, turns to shit rather than gold. The term is based on Microsoft's constant acquisitions of companies that almost immediately get liquidated or produce nothing but garbage afterward.

A good example of this is Rareware, a gold standard for games on the Nintendo64, and even earlier for the SNES. Being notorious for producing a large amount of critically acclaimed games. Until Microsoft acquired them in 2002, where they essentially were a dead company afterward.

This same loop can be seen with various companies, platforms, and games bought out by them and other companies. Skype is another perfect example of this.
"I hope the Microsoft Touch doesn't get to Discord, I really don't want it to turn into Sykpe 2"
by HyruleOrphan May 13, 2021
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