MICKEY MOUSE

The thing that's been around for over 100 years but hasn't left puberty.

"I'm a pubescent teen"

" and I'm mickey mouse a rodent that

has no balls"

by MobiPlayz August 21, 2018

Mickey mouse

Staining the bed sheets from the woman cumming so hard, it forms a mickey mouse shape

I fucked her so hard last night she left mickey mouse stains behind!

by ry1of6 August 28, 2018

Mickey Mouse

The high furry that likes to eat children’s poop

Holy shit! Mickey Mouse has been stalking me

by Goats ‘n Goats October 4, 2018

Mickey Mouse

Combination of the old "Mickey" as a date rape drug, mixed with the "Mouse" as a rodent inside a field or house. Together they are "Mickey Mouse" such as the animated character in Disney.
The Urban usage is when you have put a network in a deep sleep by virus or Denial of Service attack, and then you inject the House or "Network" with spyware and or maleware for exploiting the devices and networks activities.
This can be done in person as well, if Vr, Xr, and Augmented Realitys programming languages and abilities are used along with Immersion Technology. The person will become an exploited broadcasted event.
Also it defines the people whom have set such a "Mouse Trap" by trying to find some cheese and getting trapped along with it because of the paradox's it assumes. Therefore consuming everything that touches it.

You got doxed by your friends and an ex on some Mickey Mouse shit.
Thats a mf Mickey Mouse hoe if i ever seen one right there.
Look at the gutters on that house, how Mickey Mouse too different.

by kn0w1dg3 October 28, 2022

mickey mouse team

A team that is so terrible they should considering playing against mickey and friends.

The Dallas Cowboys are a mickey mouse team.

by xan_man_41 November 24, 2022

Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse

A password to break in to mickey mouse's house

Let's break into the mickey mouse clubhouse, Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse

by OTHER FRIENDS UWU September 15, 2022

Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mouse is the strongest fictional character ever. He has gone through numerous of lethal injuries and he still is doing okay. He also magnetizes anyone that sees him so that they love him, in all ways. Mickey Mouse is the best fictional character.

Oh Mickey Mouse you taste so good!

by Desi_Dude May 16, 2022