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Mommy method

One of the many methods men use to get bitches. It can be found in action on twitter 90% of the time. To use this method you simply have to go to a bad bitches twitter page, find one of their pics and reply with mommy and the baby emoji. Sometimes you can switch it up by saying "Me want milky". However this method does not always work and you have to be very dedicated to it. You have a higher chance of scaring the bad bitch then getting her and you will also seem like a utter maniac to anyone who doesn't see the vision.
by Just another internet nigga January 13, 2022
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Drake method

Implying a method of anti-pregnant: pour hot sauce into condoms to kill sperm
Yesterday, I have the best sex ever and then I used the Drake method.
by Kskskskssksk January 17, 2022
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stamp method

the lick and stick or you eat her pussie and then u fuck her or visa versa
Person one: Little Johny used the stamp method on Sally!
Person two: Its about time that boy got some pussy
by Dom December 20, 2004
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munga method

Person 1: I’m thinking of saving some toilet paper by just having a shower afterwards.
Person 2: That’s a bit of a munga method, sir
by Snaguage November 10, 2021
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The Luan Method

The Luan Methdod- A method to help shifting realities. Here’s how you do it!
1- Drink lots of water.
2- Eat something.
3- Have a shower if preferred.
4- Lay in a comfy position.
5- Think about the people in your desired reality and what they look or sound like.
6- Think of the stuff you will do there.
7- you will feel tingles.
8- Repeat affirmations (I am.. I am..)
9- After some time you will feel the room spinning or you will feel light, like your floating.
10- When you are sure of the symptoms, think fo your desired reality bedroom.
11- Count to 100.
12- Sleep.
The Luan Method helps me shift!
by Britishtoiletpaper June 3, 2021
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Grapefruit Method

The act of sucking your man's dick while simultaneously fucking him with a grapefruit.
Babe, I love the grapefruit method. I could of been fucking a grapefruit this whole time!
by Grapefruit method September 8, 2016
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The Alivelisse Method

To love ones relatives unconditionally against all odds; even after multiple disappointments and betrayals. Being the glue that keeps together a dysfunctional family and delusionally holding on to the hope that their family can one day be a happy/harmonious one.
"Try use the Alivelisse Method on your family situation but you can't do that forever! If your family doesn't get their act together while you're "Alivelissing" it, then move across the country or something and be happy for once while they fend for themselves (also for once)."
by HappyBubbles January 21, 2015
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