Meathead

Meathead; Noun: Used to describe males who spend most of their free time at the gym. Meatheads are easily identified by their tendency to wear cut-off tee shirts, tank tops and tight sweatshirts. They frequently have overdeveloped chest and bicep muscles.

Sam: “Dude I couldn’t even squat last night at the gym.”
Buck: “Why not?”
Sam: “Cuz there was like 50 Meatheads there using all the squat racks to do bicep curls!”
Buck: “Dang that’s OD bro.”

by cortez7 October 13, 2016

Fiddling Meathead

1. One who is exceedingly ignorant and does retarded things.

2. Being called a "Fiddling Meathead" automatically gives you the title of a dimwit with an uneducated mind.

3. Activities that lead to someone being called this are highly amusing and will someday become professional sports.

You are a "Fiddling Meathead" if...

- You pass out during a party hammered and wake up a few hours later Air Fiddling to music..

- You make dangerous videos with shopping carts to one day create a masterpiece..

-You quote Evil Betty by saying things like "Lemur go hmphh hmphh".. or "IM JUST A BIRDY TOOOO"..

-You create a handshake involving Air Fiddling, screaming YEEEEEEEAAAAA!, and acting like someone with turrets (hmmpphhhh!)

- And many more....

by Birdies&Lemurs May 12, 2010

metalhead

receiving oral sex from a person who wears braces on their teeth

"That chick rocked my world, she gave the best metalhead I've ever had," said Spank from The Larrys.

by Spanky D November 29, 2010

meathead

A person that nobody likes, they are obsessed with playing D-1 football even though they suck, they can't get any girls and often disgust them i.e. Kelly Bireley, and their penis is so small that when they flashed it at the pool nobody could see it.

Brad Thorson
"I asked out Kelly Bireley 7 times and got denied each time."

by TW December 19, 2004

Metalhead

idiot who thinks he knows everything about metal when really he only knows about metallica,slayer,iron maiden,megadeth,and pantera.they pretty much roam on youtube videos and forums.they look up a metal band that started in the 90's or 00's like slipknot and bash it even though they havent heard the band's songs before.they pretty much limit themselves to thrash,black,death,speed,and heavy metal.they dont listen any other genre and wear metallica,slayer,iron maiden,megadeth,and pantera shirts every single day of their life.

typical metalhead message:

(insert new band here) sucks go listen to real metal like metallica or slayer

by ametalfan July 9, 2010

metalhead

Someone who listens to most metal. No, it doesnt matter what you wear or what kind of metal you listen to. You can still listen to Nu-metal and be a metalhead. The people that go around saying numetal sucks and that they r true metalheads are all just dumb assholes. You can listen to other types of music but to be considered a metalhead, you have to listen to any subgenre of metal mainly. Yes, Nu-metal bands r metal if they werent they they wouldnt be given the name Nu metal and yes bands like Slipknot and Korn and Avenged Sevenfold r metal I dont care what u think they r metal. My Chemical romance isnt metal im saying that because they have that as their genre on myspace. The people who r so called "true metalheads" that go around and say they suck r just people who make metalhead look like assholes with no lives. Most metalheads also have a taste in classic rock and/or hardcore bands. Most metalheads do hate emos but i think it shouldnt matter.

metalhead: dude, these bands r fucking awesome

so called true metalead: those bands suck they rnt true metal!!!!11!!!!!11one!!!!

metalhead: whatever u say, douche bag

by mosher1013 August 25, 2007

meathead

usually a overly large muscular soldier, normally infantry but can apply to special ops

that bar is where all the meatheads hang out

by Carathee December 12, 2004