Messi Ordo

The thickest and shortest chode. It's properties are absolutely unnatural as the foreskin alone is enough foreskin to feed a homeless family for a year.

That's a pretty big Messi Ordo you've got there, it's bigger than my dad's!

by Zheiruzi December 22, 2019

Messica

That bonkers chick from Love is Blind.

"Did you see her feed her dog wine?!" "Classic Messica, man"

by Dontfeedanimalswine March 5, 2020

Messiphoria

the orgasmish feeling that you get when you're watching Messi play football.

DUDE 1: Yo! we're going out tonight right?
DUDE 2: I can't bruh. I'm watching MESSI play tonight!
DUDE 1: You're having a MESSIPHORIA! I feel you bruh!
DUDE 2: Bruh!
DUDE 1: BRUUUUUH!

by Not a fckn noob January 26, 2021

messiya

My sisters name 😐

Mom: MESSIYAA COME HERE RIGHT NOW
My sister: huh?
Me: MOM CALLED U

by Millondollarpuzzayy August 14, 2021

messiah the great

Might be one of the best kings in the entire universe. Though his rival The rock king aka me can say otherwise

"I DONT ONLY WANT JUSTICE! I WANT MESSIAH THE GREAT!" peasant replied

by THE ROCK KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING September 29, 2021

messiah the great

may be one of the greatest emperors in the universe, though his arch rival the rock king aka me can say otherwise

"I DONT ONLY WANT JUSTICE! I WANT MESSIAH THE GREAT!

by THE ROCK KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING September 29, 2021

Messai

An instrument used to illuminate a canvas or manuscript by hand.

They formed Clay into a Messai to write the manuscripts.

by Worqabeba November 23, 2021