Menstruating whore

A whore who is menstruating. Stay clear or else. Then again the fact you called her this is going to get you in trouble anyways
ex. Brittney Spears on the rag

Girl: Where did you put my tampons?
Guy: I don't know look for them yourself!
Girl: I'm going to bleed all over you if you don't help me
Guy: Shutup you menstruating whore!

by Nedex March 16, 2011

menstremplate

The formation of one's cognitive thought processes as it relates to the contemplation of inferiority complexes of females. The individual that menstremplates adopts a superior point of view, mainly focusing on dominance of superficial traits in others.

1)"I often menstremplate in class while looking at the red Tri-Delta sweatshirt of the tanorexic girl who sits in front of me."

2)"I was walking to the UC and I saw this Disney Princess bitch carrying a fake Gucci bag that looked just like my real one. It made me hella menstremplative."

by ar2025 February 24, 2009

Menstruatio

a blowjob from a woman who is on a period and therefor cannot fuck. Offered as a consolation prize.

See fellatio

Gregory: Last night I was hooking up with Naomi and we were going to fuck, but she was on her period. She gave me head though...

Nathanial: Ah, the old consolation prize, menstruatio. Hey, at least you got yours.

by Buttmilk February 22, 2011

Mensesrosa

Falsely using ones period to get out of having sex

Friend #1: Dude, my girl wouldn't have sex with me last night. She said she was on her period.

Bff: dude, you bought her tampons two weeks ago.

Friend #1: what are you trying to say?

Bff: your girls pulling a mensesrosa.

by Kat2323 May 3, 2012

Menstrualbating

The process in which one sexually pleases themselves while going through their menstrual cycle.

Last night, I decided to start menstrualbating because my joke of a husband refused to have sex with me while on my period.

by Zhu Sol May 5, 2015

Menstrual munchies

When a girl is about to start her period or is on her period and gets unhealthy food cravings

Hey girl lets get chocolate ice cream. Im definitely getting those menstrual munchies!

by Crumpinghotdog July 7, 2015

Menstrual breakdown

Any emotional meltdown that occurs before, after or during a menstruation cycle.

Don't worry about what she said, she's just having a menstrual breakdown.

by Smallplastictree August 5, 2015