meaty bear paw

When a "bigin" girl has very large hands.

MItch's sister meaty bear pawed his phone right out of his hand.

by llahttam June 16, 2017

Meaty thunder stick

Synonym of penis.

"Did Michael Jackson bleach his meaty thunder stick too?"

by RatWithHat June 8, 2024

meaty dub

That person who is really annoying and can be rude but don’t deserve to be because they are a bit dense. They will act very superior and patronising and make passive agressive remarks but are impossible to take seriously because they have no clue what they are talking about.

“She talks to me as though she knows everything but she doesn’t. What a meaty dub”.

by bloblet2 August 22, 2018

meaty biscuit

A game of men masturbating over some toast and then the last person who ejaculates eats the toast.

Meaty biscuit: A group of men wackin it over some toast. What else u want?

by Datdefinition November 27, 2020

Meaty

Big Brown Boy

"Look a Meaty!!"
"Ohh that big brown boy?"

by Dads Big Bro March 26, 2019

Meaty panda

A limp black and white penis that won't mate with anything.

'that's one endangered meaty panda'

by rarasputin December 31, 2011

Meaty Gonzalez

This is both the name of an act and a drink. To give someone a Meaty Gonzalez, you have to physically beat the recipient until they start coughing up blood. At that point, you place a high powered vacuum hose into their throat and suck the contents into a drinking glass. This is then given to the recipient as a drink, and they must drink the entire contents.

Tony made me very angry last night, so I gave him a meaty gonzalez.

by Captain Cid January 31, 2025