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Meneghin Meal 

A meal created by the mythical giant Meneghin that is made from random spices and whatever you have in your cupboard. Even though the meal seems improvised and fast, a meneghin meal some how turns out tasting great and filling you up due to its usually massive size and secret spice combinations.
"I never thought I would say this, but my munchies got completely destroyed by that Meneghin Meal"
Meneghin Meal by old man withers August 18, 2006
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Morbius Meal

The Morbius Meal is one of the most important meals anyone can ever eat. It is your 5 a day. It is based on the amazing film and moviest movie Morbius (2022) and its protagonist Doctor Michael Morbius (played by cultist Jared Leto). The Morbius Meal is served in only the best of establishments such as Los Pollos Hermanos. The Morbius Meal is coming soon to Binley Mega Chippy.
Celeste: I'm so morbed, let's get a Morbius Meal
Connor: Yes
Morbius Meal by Bruhaps June 4, 2022

a mean meal 

To make the best meal or type of food
She can make a mean meal or he can make a mean steak
a mean meal by TheJiffer May 15, 2018

Number two happy meal 

During the physical act of lovemaking a man first inserts his penis directly into his partners asshole he then proceeds to quickly consume a strategically placed fast food item, while additionally attempting to keep his member securly in his partners anus.

Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.
Jason : Hey dude you know what I did to Katie last night?

Roger : What man ?

Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.

One fry short of a happy meal. 

Nutty, Crazy, Simple, Retarded,

One card short of a full deck
That was an unbelievable, amazing and really stupid thing he did. He must be "One fry short of a happy meal."

That guy is not all there, think he must be "One fry short of a happy meal."

Monster Meal Grindset 

Adopting the beliefs of the FBG$ movement whilst bulking upon monster meals. Prioritizing the gym, getting gains, and money over women.
Women: “Want to go on date?”

Man: “No thanks, I have a monster meal grindset. I will be at the gym and getting money, and even then I only choose to consume monster meals.”
Monster Meal Grindset by Zander Harp December 14, 2021

milstur meal 

Milstur Meal is a frightening entity with an off-putting acorn shaped cranium and an index finger relentlessly wagging in denial. This entity repeatedly taunts its victims by obnoxiously confiscating their very last morsel of food, leaving the victim with many ulcers and little to no body fat. Many victims of Milstur Meal have stated that the entity felt reminiscent of elementary school teachers from their childhood. If you experience what scientists call "rumptle tumptel", run as fast as you possibly can. Few victims have escaped successfully from Milstur Meal.
pathetic and hopeless victim :
"Please Milstur Meal! This is the first meal I've had in months!"

Milstur Meal :
"I will be taking that."