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Dickpants McDaniels

The name someone acquires when they split their pants in the crotch area while going commando. Also known as DP McDaniels.
Did you see what happened to Jared when he got back back from lunch? He's a real Dickpants McDaniels!!
by DP McDaniels October 3, 2008
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jacuzzi mcdoogle

A girl prepares a bowl, nay, a chalice, of warm milk and grabs a number of straws (preferably four).

The man places his balls in the goblet of milk as the woman places the straws in. She then proceeds to blow into the straws, creating a jacuzzi of warm milk around the man's balls inside said holy grail.

Always go 2% milk. On holidays use eggnog.
girl: *blows into staws*
guy #1: OUUUUGGAAHWWWWWWW yes.

--the next day--
guy #1: last night my girl gave me a jacuzzi mcdoogle, bro
guy #2: what kinda milk?
guy #1: 2%, duh
by Steezywhitekid December 16, 2011
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McDonalds

Synonym for "cardboard". Also a convenient place to use their toilet when no public alternative exists.
I'm going to give them back some of their McNuggets
by AgentM September 21, 2003
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Sleve Mcdichael

The casino king as well as your god, A master of texas hold'em and the creator of your universe and everything you are and own.
Previous non-believer - "Can you believe that Sleve McDichael was our true god all this time?"

Graham - "Yes"
by Hikiko November 21, 2019
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ronald mcdonald

The Devil incarnated as a clown, and clowns are evil anyway.
by Anonymous March 24, 2003
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McDonalds Shit

A shit where if you eat too much McDonalds, you will pay for it. A McDonalds shit consists of a large crap that comes out slowly. Very slowly. The shit will sometimes pause and leave you in pain. They take an estimate of 20 minutes. If you want to be sure you will have a McDonalds shit make sure you have lots of McNuggets and lots and lots of Coca Cola.
McDonaldsee- Whoops. I'll be in the bathroom for an hour.

Person- Why what the hells wrong?

Mcdonaldsee- I just ate 40 chicken nuggets and 3 large cokes I got a McDonalds Shit
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Seeing McDouble

Seeing double after eating a McDonald's McDouble cheeseburger off of the dollar when you've been drinking. This is usually followed by a trip to the bathroom to throw up.
I shouldn't have eaten that....I'm seeing McDouble!
by livedit August 15, 2010
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