Pink Maxwell

An obscure and appalling sex-act of unknown origins. Believed to involve the stimulation of an anus through various means, with or without the recipient's consent.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the Bedroom Dog Killer? He's struck again!
Person 2: Oh Lord... what's he done this time?
Person 1: Gave his own dog a Pink Maxwell then dusted his tracks. Poor thing never stood a chance.

Person 2: Ho-Lee-Fuk! He must have been suffering from dissociative fugue and thought it was his ex-wife!

by Corporal Bloho April 11, 2019

Duo Maxwell

the hot young gundam piolot from gundam wing (anime) who poilots the Death Syche hell Custom...also known as the Shinigami (god of Death)

"my Mommy told me that real men don't cry"
"Well EXCUSE me for being a mere mortal"

by Kate October 3, 2003

Joe maxwell

The big muscled alpha male

He is such a Joe Maxwell

by Kimbo mumbo November 10, 2019

Having a Maxwell

The act of placing a mirror in-between your legs whilst squatting and masturbating. The positioning of the mirror allows for a view of one's own arsehole which helps achieve a heightened state of arousal

Q: What are you up to tonight?

A: I'm pretty tired to be honest, i'll probably end up having a maxwell then going to bed

by scott cream March 31, 2010

Jordon Maxwell

An occult researcher of 40+ years. He studies symbols of satanism and the illuminati which he explains are all around us. He is an amazing teacher of true history and philosophy. It is incredibly educational to listen to him speak. I believe that he one of the most educated people in the world alongside David Icke, Ron Paul, Texe Marrs and Alex Jones. All these people are full of extraordinarily powerful knowledge. If TV was good for you, each of these guys would have their own channel.

jordon maxwell

by dynamitekiller September 9, 2009

officer maxwell

A boy that just moved to your school but you happen to have evidence that he's an undercover cop

Hope: Hey they're trying to sell drugs to him.
Clyde: little do they know he's an officer maxwell

by zimbabwa May 8, 2007

Heather Maxwell

Heather Maxwell is a person who gets hornt sitting down but is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. She won’t wait for anything a week after you start dating she will want to have sex. They are into black males and males with brown hair and brown eyes blondes don’t do it for them

Heather Maxwell definitely is the one for me

by Quests February 22, 2018