phatty matty

a cool person

Matt is called phatty matty because he is.

by xobeachqt69xo November 11, 2003

pullin' a matty

To pop the collar, or strut topless.

Jacob was pullin' a matty the other day.

by Eliott Fevens September 21, 2008

me and matty

To try and live up to the greats. To try and mimic the brilliance.

#1: Hey yo check me owwt yo
#2: Yo yo yo, check me owt too nigga
#3: Who the fuck are you 2?
#1 & #2: me and matty YO!

by Shitfrig October 30, 2004

Mad Dog Mattis

US Marine Corp General, the only man that Chuck Norris calls SIR.

Chuck Norris, never heard of her, don't make me go Mad Dog Mattison on your ass “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”

by nothing is real June 6, 2016

Gay Ass Matty

A homosexual Alaskan transplant who's not into gay dudes, he prefers turning straight dudes out. He is quirky and sings show tunes. Dreams of being in a Broadway gangbang. Has dog name Furggot. He is delicious, beautiful, kind hearted, a great friend and fabulous dancer. Lives in van called the Vanderbilt Estates and he never leaves his van without an elegant scarf.

Where the fuck is Gay ass Matty?

by MindonDrugs April 24, 2019

Matty fuckin smokes

the coolest mf ever known to the world. He gets hella claps and makes the dankest hot box videos with his friend Liam who kinda sucks tootsie rolls.

Matty fuckin smokes is sooooo fuckin cool dude, but not as cool as Teo

by realboi3000 April 27, 2020

Matty thorneycroft

Matty Thorneycroft- a sexy beast who is very good at austin powers impersonations.Who spends alot of time on the computer, and buys endless quantities of chocolate, thought he does not like cake.

"do you know mattyboy/ Matty Thorneycroft"
" yeahh, he likes cider & crackers"

by kerchingg March 23, 2009