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Gay Ass Matty
A homosexual Alaskan transplant who's not into gay dudes, he prefers turning straight dudes out. He is quirky and sings show tunes. Dreams of being in a Broadway gangbang. Has dog name Furggot. He is delicious, beautiful, kind hearted, a great friend and fabulous dancer. Lives in van called the Vanderbilt Estates and he never leaves his van without an elegant scarf.
Gay Ass Matty by MindonDrugs April 24, 2019