malitia

When good militias go bad.

Dude, those radical right wing gun lovers down the street are getting nasty!

Yo, Dudette, they're turning into malitia!

by Catalinacat April 2, 2010

Matitty

A fat person who steals shoes. Legend says that when he eats more, his boobs get bigger. The only way to avoid him is to add broccoli in front of your doorstep.

1) Wow you're such a faggot! You're being a matitty now!

by Krayn March 10, 2016

macitude

When everyone in a room or given space is on a Macintosh computer.

Dude, can we observe this macitude right now?

by macitudelovr June 22, 2009

maitre'd

A dried piece of snot hanging from ones nostril blowing back and forth with every inhale and exhale. Like a maitre'd at the front of a restaurant.

Dave's date was going well with Kate until the maitre'd scared her shitless.

by Eric GGGG November 20, 2006

Magitite

From the root word - Magistrate
An adjective to describe any object, person or place that is mad straight.

"Christmas will be Magitite!"

"Do you like my new ribbed turtleneck sweater?"

"No, it is not Magitite."

by D'licious October 31, 2003

Maite.s

She is a big ass hoe, she fucks with everyone and has an alcohol problem save her! And call her for some work only $5 ( [phone]

I wish i could have maite.s for one night

by HM :) October 23, 2019

Maithri

Someone who burns cookies.

"I tried to be nice and offeredo some cookies but he just burned them ;-;"

"Aw don't be sad. That guy is just such a Maithri!"

by Remsie February 6, 2017