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Sheen Machine

Current Celebrity Cocktail, yes we'll call it a cocktail. Invented by a couple of bored drunks on an all day binge in Bangor Co.Down. There was many drafts but this is the one more suitable for human consumption. Made with one shot of Jagermiester, one shot of Goldshlagger, one shot of Dark Rum and a full shot of espresso, add one brown sugar or slice of lime (depending on taste) and down it in one, whilst its still warm (red bull can also be added for the hardcore, but it smells a little like vomit then).
After 4 or 5 of these badboys in a row, you start talking gibberish and screaming about trolls. Loss of clothing is not uncommon. For best results continue normal drinking before and after "Sheening" it. Guaranteed to fuck you up at the time and the next day with a vengance!
*Warning, it does as it says on the tin. You will suffer a complete mental and financial breakdown after.*
I just ran too the shop and couldnt stop, ran through 4 shelves and killed a man, mustve been those Sheen Machines
by Valhalla Awaits April 25, 2011
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Washing Machine Heart

A super good and swag song by Japanese singer mitski that should be longer, and needs way more attention,
can also be put in the category o "breakdown music" where a singer repeats a verse..slowly and slowly going into a depressive state
person one - "Hey, what are you listening to?"

depressive, most likely gay teen - "I'm listening to Washing Machine Heart by mitski"
by local fag April 20, 2021
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machine gun fellatio

The Act Of Giving Fellatio At Machine Gun Speed (the original idea behind the band name) It Was Found written under a table at bondi beach by Adolph Mantovani (a former band member) Related : Machine Cunnalingus
"she game me great machine gun fellatio in that park"
by The Golden Voice March 20, 2005
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machine girl

n. A crazy ass Japanese movie

adj. violent, murderous, and raw like the movie or the album "machine girl" that was inspired by it
"If you like those crazy ass Japanese movies, Machine Girl is definitely for you."

That car accident is machine girl.
by feverdreem March 1, 2019
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Icee Machine

A term refering to a sexual move involving a girl on her knees and a guy standing up. The girl works his dong while putting his balls in her mouth, acting as if she was drinking straight out of an icee machine.
My girlfriend used to give the best icee machines.
by Angry Dennis March 21, 2010
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Fax Machine

Attractive female. Stems from a commonly misheard lyric in AC/DC's song "You Shook Me All Night Long", which is "She was a fax machine". The actual lyric is "She was a fast machine".
Dude, did you see that fax machine back there?
by Jackle13 December 24, 2012
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wonka machine

When a slutty ass girl is blowing one man and is also is jerking one off in each hand. So 3 guys and one girl causing her to ski poles and neck in a fashion that resembles and crazy ass candy machine from Willy Wonka. When over they never speak to that hood rat again.
At the party last night Britany totally wonka machined those three guys over there. What a freak.
by Pimpski, Grizzz, Stovetop February 17, 2007
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