masturbation

the best trick you can do with your hand ever!
sorry i couldn't go to the movies.i was performing masturbation.
by rallllllllio May 6, 2009
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masturbate

A form of sexual pleasure that people perform when they can't get enough sex. Some people do it several times a day. Others do it weekly or maybe even monthly.
Man, I can't get enough sex, I think I'll go masturbate.
Dude, I'm bored, I'm gonna go masturbate.
by J_man May 20, 2008
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masturbate

1. Masturbate for male: When a postpubecent male reveals his dick, it gets hard because he is horny and he starts to move his hand(s) up and down on it until he cums. Also know as jerking off or jacking off

2. Masturbate for female: When a woman puts her fingers or an object into her pussy and goes in and out until she has an orgasm. Also known as fingering

3. A way of sexually pleasuring oneself.
1. guy 1: I jacked off last night to your girlfriend's picture
guy 2: dude, thats sick

2. girl: I masturbated last night thinking about you.
guy: thats hot
by AndyMac754 November 14, 2007
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masturbation

One of the most popular ways of entertaintme today, among internet, videogames and television.
I stay home today, but I had fun anyway... masturbation? nah I dont that...
by Toronto Raptors January 26, 2008
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masturbate

v.(proper) to self stimulate ones sexual genitalia v.(slang) go fuck yourself
When you get stuck for the tab in a nice resterant it is more polite to tell the cheapskate to masterbate and hope they understand the true intent behind the word rather than be blunt.
by Preston January 4, 2004
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masturbation

Guy 1: Masturbation is the best thing!
Guy 2: Nope! Sex is better. Maybe you should try it!
by belgyilkos January 11, 2008
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Masturbation

The act of one touching their body.
To do with pumping your weiner, or
using to fingers to circulate the
clitoritis.
I'm so stressed out I've been working all day, my boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't want sex. He told me I should try doing some
masturbation. It was enough pleasure to pass as sex.
by JelloBello March 30, 2009
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