masterbawling

1. The act of masturbating while overly upset.
2. Reaching orgasm while ugly crying.
3. The current head of the Bawling family.

Having had many adult beverages and feeling very sad, Phil began masterbawling to a particularly attractive P4P on The Dirty. masturbate bawling

by PhilPerrier September 1, 2015

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Matergaking

To say something that sounds dirty, but really isn't, either by accident, or on purpose. Just like how Matergaking sounds dirty, but really isn't.

Friend A "I just plowed for your mom."
Friend B "Wtf man"
Friend A "I meant I helped her plant seeds, I guess I was Matergaking"

by Gotcha the spider August 28, 2016

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Mastarbating

Pleasuring yourself to the night sky

starwanking

"I was mastarbating to Orion's Belt last night and reached my highest climax.

by meetmasheen May 23, 2017

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The act of masturbating over ones partner, and upon ejacualation, the ejacuator let's go of their penis, allowing the head of the penis to smack the Taint of their partner below. Usually in an upward or lower swing. Must be done with an erect penis, to allow proper "tension" swing.

Let me "masterbaint" your taint.

by Lol_you_people_ June 25, 2018

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