Bus massage 

The massage you get from the tall person behind you on the bus who digs their knees into the back of your chair.

"Got a really nice bus massage today from the guy sitting behind me. The best part it only cost the $3 bus fare."

Bus massage by Spamalot1239 September 7, 2017

taint massage 

Using your hand,gently message the taint until your partner is ready to be mounted.

Wow Nic sure knows how to perform a taint massage. That cow is about ready to mount!

taint massage by COYBOY NIC May 16, 2018

Gateway Massage

Massage that leads to sex

Ted gave Jan a gateway massage because he hoped it would help him get laid.

Gateway Massage by Barry Spanier January 26, 2020

Dick Massage 

Masturbation, yep masturbation!

Lil Big Dicc: Ay yo nigga I had a damn fuckin' Dick Massage for free your dirty lookin'-ass nigga
Big Boi Nigga Dj: Ay are you fuckin' dumb, fool? that's fucking jackin' off to hot girls on magazines Nigga!
Lil Big Dicc: ... yeah that it fool!
Big Boi Nigga Dj: I knew you where fuckin dumb, now get the fuck out of ma crib homie!

Dick Massage by Fuckingswett dude February 16, 2020

spidey massage 

When you are getting a massage, and the therapist tickles your butthole, she often looks at your spider puff, and it looks back at her.

Yo motherfucker, I was at that place on mulberry last night and the kinky chinky started rubbing my popcorn, giving me a spidey massage. dude it was amazing, I blew my load immediately.

spidey massage by Big Dick ry April 29, 2022

Angry massage 

When a wife asks a husband for a massage without sex, he Jack's off on her back rubs it in and goes to sleep.

Wife to girlfriend: Dean must be mad, he gave me an angry massage last night.

Angry massage by Mongo likes candy April 5, 2023

kitty tongue massage 

tiny little licks, up or down, sometimes in a circle, done by someone who is very good at cunnilingus, or great oral talent and skill.

Bob worked his tongue for hours on my clit till his face was numb and my legs were tingling, he gives a great kitty tongue massage

kitty tongue massage by spice40241 April 29, 2014