markus sigfridson

And...The correct spelling IS....
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Markus Sigfridsson

yup markus sigfridson but with 2 s's! WOW! 2 freaking s's.
again that is
Markus Sigfridsson

by the other Joel Mascinator June 16, 2004

markomite

someone who has alot of quality expensive stuff they're always bragging about but doesn't know how to use it

"did you see his board?!? and when he started playing... wow, what a markomite...."

by suzy87 October 20, 2006

maskum

when a guy cum's on a girls face and makes a cum mask

a maskum, its like a facial, you know?

by samsamsamsamsam April 6, 2008

Markus Kmitus

having a burley mustache

"I love your chops." Thanks, its a Markus Kmitus" Or "Wow! Look at that Markus Kmitus!"

by anonymous sam January 10, 2009

Marum

Someone with a big ass and just as big an ego. But the brains alittle undersized. She has the biggest heart but is often times confused. Has been known to shank people. Watch out around a Marum because she bites. She is also very boy crazy and flirtatious. Unfortunately the boys don't return the favor.

Oh look at that marum
Her ass is so big!
Ya but she's as dumb as a rock

by Squirrel girl January 10, 2015

makumba

-Famous disco in dominican republic.
-Often used to describe a disco that is dangerous or nasty.

Se parece a makumba esa vaina

by mr.keks May 15, 2016

Markus

Markus means "small penis" in EVERY country in the world. The name markus is also very gay.

Guy 1: Eyy dude do you want a "Markus" up yo ass?

Guy 2: Yeah sure

by Max "Big Penis" December 14, 2016