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markota

A stupid guy who doesn't have his life so he messes around with other peoples lives. He may be a good teacher but he is very boring.
He is such a markota.
by JustMeWithNoControl February 27, 2017
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Markovitz

that bitch is a real markovitz
by BDFWM January 25, 2018
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Markodickhead

Old grey haired guy who likes to make out with women in strip clubs and be a wrinkle dick fuck boy. Loves to crush your hopes and dreams for five years and still f-ing counting. One day is going to get the log out of his ass and realize it’s too late. And no his dick is not long enough to suck on his own. Always sick with a cold because his bullshit is constantly running. Loves pie.
Oh there goes markodickhead! He’s still old!
by Chelseaism May 30, 2018
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Marko

"Marko" means when life is on pause or you live like ppl use to before christ.
You live like"marko"
by IFzzor April 11, 2019
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markos

markos isn’t really popular but he has something about him that makes all the girls fall in love with him. he is really funny and loves to play video games. he is super generous and nice to people too.
person 1: i cant tell if markos likes me, he’s so charming and nice!
person 2: you know he’s dating hannah right?
person 3: no they broke up yesterday maybe it’s my chance!
person 4: no i like him!
by siptheteasis April 14, 2019
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Marko

A situation when your girlfriend beats the shit out of you.
-Dude whats that on your face?
-Oh my girlfriend punched me.
-You;re such a Marko
by Nyphrend May 1, 2019
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Marko

a awesome kid with a high intelligence level, with so many friends. He is the best at everything, and is a rich guy.
Marko is what i want to be.
by iwilldab November 6, 2019
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