by Mommyboi69 March 19, 2019
The slang term for the result of crushing the Cannabis plant's roots, stem, and leaves
There are three different species;
Cannabis Sativa, which is what makes you high and gives you the munchies,
Cannabis Indica, which is more of a depressant, and
Cannabis Ruderalis, which really does nothing if ingested or smoked.
It is popular to cross breed Sativa and Indica, which is what most users buy.
The effects associated with Marijuana are;
-An increased heart rate
-Muscle relaxation
-Dry mouth (Or "Cotton Mouth")
-Reddening/Irritation of the eyes (Also an after effect)
It is notable that while if you're obese, you may get a heart attack, but it is extremely difficult to overdose on Marijuana.
There are three different species;
Cannabis Sativa, which is what makes you high and gives you the munchies,
Cannabis Indica, which is more of a depressant, and
Cannabis Ruderalis, which really does nothing if ingested or smoked.
It is popular to cross breed Sativa and Indica, which is what most users buy.
The effects associated with Marijuana are;
-An increased heart rate
-Muscle relaxation
-Dry mouth (Or "Cotton Mouth")
-Reddening/Irritation of the eyes (Also an after effect)
It is notable that while if you're obese, you may get a heart attack, but it is extremely difficult to overdose on Marijuana.
Marijuana's in tea, joints, spliffs, and mixed with tobacco. Spanish for "Mary Jane" (Slang). Has more slang terms than I can remember.
by 12345678987654321isfordrtran June 18, 2011
A herb used by the acients of elder, to reach as it's known today "The twilight zone" where everything connects, and is one running in perfect harmony, throughout the universe. This mystical plant overpowers any other potion or remedy, it is often burnt then inhaled or consumed for a delightful sensation. Wrongly it has been outlawed across the globe, despite being far less harmful than Tobacco and Alcohol. Across time people have died because of said, alcohol and tobacco, in comparision to the death toll created my marijuana still to this day stands at 0. Open your heart, mind and soul, and stand up to facist governments, who create such bullshit and false statistics to fear monger across nations to minimalize the use of cannabis, all because it would be one bastard to tax, and when it is taxed, it does wonders to an economy. Legalize it.
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural? - Bill Hicks
by Cookierammer October 4, 2014
the greatest shit ever.
smoke weed everyday.
some weed every night.
it doesnt fuckin' matter, weeds still amazing.
it brings everyone together, no matter people's difference.
smoke weed everyday.
some weed every night.
it doesnt fuckin' matter, weeds still amazing.
it brings everyone together, no matter people's difference.
Jock: got bud?
Nerd: helllll yeah!
Jock: lets tokeee, man.
-2 hour toke break-
Jock: man, your tight as balls.
Nerd: balls are tight?
Jock: marijuana is fuckin' tight, and it DOESNT ruin your life.
Nerd: helllll yeah!
Jock: lets tokeee, man.
-2 hour toke break-
Jock: man, your tight as balls.
Nerd: balls are tight?
Jock: marijuana is fuckin' tight, and it DOESNT ruin your life.
by nerdystonnnnner December 29, 2010
Marijuana; n.
The one and only most evil thing in the world.
Every year, millions of people die from smoking marijuana (also commonly known as weed, pot, hash, etc.) and it is an abomonation to the likes of mankind.
If you smoke it, you are related to Hitler and might as well go kill some Jews. And let's throw in some niggers too.
The one and only most evil thing in the world.
Every year, millions of people die from smoking marijuana (also commonly known as weed, pot, hash, etc.) and it is an abomonation to the likes of mankind.
If you smoke it, you are related to Hitler and might as well go kill some Jews. And let's throw in some niggers too.
"Omg dude i got so high last weekend from smoking this awesome marijuana" -pothead1
"Yeah dude, you might wanna be careful, that'll kill you. You know what else? If people aren't catching the sarcasm, than I certainly hope they are now" -pothead2
"Yeah dude, you might wanna be careful, that'll kill you. You know what else? If people aren't catching the sarcasm, than I certainly hope they are now" -pothead2
by wordNERDD 188 December 2, 2008
by T-Ball April 6, 2004