A harmless, not to mention extremely useful drug that is for some reason still illegal to use both recreationally and medically in 17 states. This is unfortunately due to an absolute retard named Henry J. Anslinger, who lied and told everyone that marijuana makes people insane. He also said very rude things about Mexican immigrants, and I wish this fool was alive so I could partake in the honorable ceremony that would be running this guy over with my car.
Racist police officer: "Hey there son, are you smoking some of the devil's lettuce? You better not be, because I heard it turns you into an insane serial killer. It's because of those dam Mexicans, they should all be in jail if you ask me."
Me: "Officer, what the fuck are you talking about? That Henry guy said all those false things about marijuana, because he wanted a reason to deport all those Mexican immigrants who just wanted a better life for themselves, just like the rest of us who immigrated here. They're hardworking people, just like you and me. Don't you see?"
No longer racist police officer: "Oh, thank you for enlightening me young man. I can see clearly now, thanks to you wiping all that political bullshit out of my eyes. You are free to go."
Me: "Officer, what the fuck are you talking about? That Henry guy said all those false things about marijuana, because he wanted a reason to deport all those Mexican immigrants who just wanted a better life for themselves, just like the rest of us who immigrated here. They're hardworking people, just like you and me. Don't you see?"
No longer racist police officer: "Oh, thank you for enlightening me young man. I can see clearly now, thanks to you wiping all that political bullshit out of my eyes. You are free to go."
by CrustyPubesBoi666 January 31, 2019
Get the Marijuanamug. God's gift to mankind
And God saith "let there be happiness," and there was marijuana
ALSO SMELLS LIKE DEATH...and lilacs
And God saith "let there be happiness," and there was marijuana
ALSO SMELLS LIKE DEATH...and lilacs
by Lol chillen July 29, 2014
Get the Marijuanamug. A herb used by the acients of elder, to reach as it's known today "The twilight zone" where everything connects, and is one running in perfect harmony, throughout the universe. This mystical plant overpowers any other potion or remedy, it is often burnt then inhaled or consumed for a delightful sensation. Wrongly it has been outlawed across the globe, despite being far less harmful than Tobacco and Alcohol. Across time people have died because of said, alcohol and tobacco, in comparision to the death toll created my marijuana still to this day stands at 0. Open your heart, mind and soul, and stand up to facist governments, who create such bullshit and false statistics to fear monger across nations to minimalize the use of cannabis, all because it would be one bastard to tax, and when it is taxed, it does wonders to an economy. Legalize it.
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural? - Bill Hicks
by Cookierammer October 7, 2014
Get the Marijuanamug. by anonymous May 15, 2018
Get the Marijuanamug. the greatest shit ever.
smoke weed everyday.
some weed every night.
it doesnt fuckin' matter, weeds still amazing.
it brings everyone together, no matter people's difference.
smoke weed everyday.
some weed every night.
it doesnt fuckin' matter, weeds still amazing.
it brings everyone together, no matter people's difference.
Jock: got bud?
Nerd: helllll yeah!
Jock: lets tokeee, man.
-2 hour toke break-
Jock: man, your tight as balls.
Nerd: balls are tight?
Jock: marijuana is fuckin' tight, and it DOESNT ruin your life.
Nerd: helllll yeah!
Jock: lets tokeee, man.
-2 hour toke break-
Jock: man, your tight as balls.
Nerd: balls are tight?
Jock: marijuana is fuckin' tight, and it DOESNT ruin your life.
by nerdystonnnnner December 28, 2009
Get the Marijuanamug. Marijuana; n.
The one and only most evil thing in the world.
Every year, millions of people die from smoking marijuana (also commonly known as weed, pot, hash, etc.) and it is an abomonation to the likes of mankind.
If you smoke it, you are related to Hitler and might as well go kill some Jews. And let's throw in some niggers too.
The one and only most evil thing in the world.
Every year, millions of people die from smoking marijuana (also commonly known as weed, pot, hash, etc.) and it is an abomonation to the likes of mankind.
If you smoke it, you are related to Hitler and might as well go kill some Jews. And let's throw in some niggers too.
"Omg dude i got so high last weekend from smoking this awesome marijuana" -pothead1
"Yeah dude, you might wanna be careful, that'll kill you. You know what else? If people aren't catching the sarcasm, than I certainly hope they are now" -pothead2
"Yeah dude, you might wanna be careful, that'll kill you. You know what else? If people aren't catching the sarcasm, than I certainly hope they are now" -pothead2
by wordNERDD 188 December 16, 2008
Get the Marijuanamug. by T-Ball April 5, 2004
Get the Marijuanamug.