Maple Sampler

A maple sampler is a Canadian who goes from tree to tree sampling maple syrup. They go around speaking like Sarah Palin, saying aboot and 'eh all the time, tapping trees, and talking about ice because there isn't anything else up there.

Katie: The US sucks
Dave: The US is awesome, Canadians are nothing but maple samplers.
Katie: What?
Dave: Yea, I said it. So, hows the syrup 'eh? Is the ice nice and thick yet? Aboot how thick?
Katie: nuh-uh.

by Cdizzeley January 26, 2010

Maple mibble

A delicious snack consumed by only the most important people, usually paired with barbecue

Jenny: “What are we getting for dinner?”
Dad: “Ribs and maple mibbles, does that sound good?
Jenny: “Yes, I love that meal!”

by yourlocalworddealer August 14, 2020

maple frosting

When you cum on a Canadian girls ass and spread it around like frosting with your dick

I hooked up with a Canadian girl last night and gave her a big maple frosting

by Prugertory January 22, 2020

maple semen

a sexy ass waman from Canada

i love dat maple semen

by ttttk May 7, 2018

maple fever

When you have a fetish for Canadian girls.

Similar to jungle fever, but for Canadian's.
(From South Park)

You only like Canadian girl's? What do you have maple fever?!

by ssebs November 9, 2015

Maple Helicopter

The act of receiving a girthy meat slap repeatedly by a Canadian Mounty while singing Oh, Canada.

Eh buddy, I just gave that slag over there a "maple helicopter oot back, eh!

by J Suave September 28, 2022

Maple Candy

An attractive Canadian

An attractive Canadian walks into a bar in L.A.: American: "Hey, look at that Maple Candy"

by Maple Candy Gaming October 22, 2018