A maple sampler is a Canadian who goes from tree to tree sampling maple syrup. They go around speaking like Sarah Palin, saying aboot and 'eh all the time, tapping trees, and talking about ice because there isn't anything else up there.
Katie: The US sucks
Dave: The US is awesome, Canadians are nothing but maple samplers.
Katie: What?
Dave: Yea, I said it. So, hows the syrup 'eh? Is the ice nice and thick yet? Aboot how thick?
Katie: nuh-uh.
Dave: The US is awesome, Canadians are nothing but maple samplers.
Katie: What?
Dave: Yea, I said it. So, hows the syrup 'eh? Is the ice nice and thick yet? Aboot how thick?
Katie: nuh-uh.
by Cdizzeley January 27, 2010
A person I know in my class she alwayscheers me up when im down and she always knows how to have a good time you proably know me Maples
Umm hi Alexis Maples
by MALPE TREESSS February 12, 2018
A psychedelic paste that strongly produces a weed high, but lasts much, longer. The paste is usually held together with maple syrup, but sometimes honey is used as a substitute. Rumors say it comes from Vermont, but hey, it could be Canadian, they have pretty fucking good Maple syrup too.
Hey bro, I've been high as fuck for like ten hours! What the fuck!
-Damn what are you on?
Maple Haze, my homie.
-Damn what are you on?
Maple Haze, my homie.
by Penguin mckenna September 01, 2015
by temujin77 May 13, 2015
1) A pancake themed canadian swinger party;
2) Blindfolding your partner and then switching places with a friend covered in syrup to hide their smell;
3) An electronic trigger attached to an automated maple syrup harvester.
2) Blindfolding your partner and then switching places with a friend covered in syrup to hide their smell;
3) An electronic trigger attached to an automated maple syrup harvester.
"Hey Jon, you going to Shirley's Maple Switch tonight?"
"I would, but I hate pancakes and naked Canadians. Cuz I'm racist."
"I would, but I hate pancakes and naked Canadians. Cuz I'm racist."
by Ms Gadfly June 14, 2013
1. n. A place where good food is cooked and gossip is stirred on an hourly basis thanks to staff who live at the counter on their nights off
2. n. The home of Elmira's best singing cook
3. n. Where Old people dine and whine
4. n. A red barn with a polar bear
5. A Family Owned Restaurant
2. n. The home of Elmira's best singing cook
3. n. Where Old people dine and whine
4. n. A red barn with a polar bear
5. A Family Owned Restaurant
by Employee08 August 26, 2008